Wednesday, June 6, 2018

2018 Updated Soi Cowboy Go Go Bar Map with Barfine Prices

2018 Map Update to One of Bangkok's Most Famous Red Light District

Yes, Soi Cowboy is one of Bangkok's most well known red light district. Even more well known than Patong and Nana.

But personally I prefer Nana. But you can never count out Soi Cowboy because it's so well represented around the world because Soi Cowboy was a backdrop for a lot of international movies.

With that little bit of trivia here's a link to my website with an updated map of Soi Cowboy go go bars. On that map there's also a short description of each bars including respective bar fine rates.

Soi Cowboy is pricer in terms of drinks for yourself and for ladies. And certain bars charge a lot of money for their prime line up of coyote or specialty go go dancers. Coyote girls have a heavy price tag to discourage customers from taking out a bars' prime lure bait.

Go go bars need attractive girls to attract customers inside. No pretty girls. No customers. The equation is simple.

Now there are reasons why Soi Cowboy is more expensive but I won't get into all of that. Soi Cowboy is still a fun place to visit and have a bit of fun in just mind your wallet and be prepared to go in and get mauled for drinks as waitresses and go go bar girls are aggressive in their tactics to get customers to buy drinks.

When you feel pressured to buy drinks by a bunch of harpies simply say no politely. No matter how many polite no it takes to make them stop hassling you is better than going ape shit crazy.

It's really one of the reasons why I prefer Nana. Don't get me wrong, you will get the same treatment from bar girls and waitresses inside the go go bars of Nana but I feel they're not as aggressive.

Here's a big tip from Uncle Jim: "If you don't want to get hassled by waitresses and bar girls to buy drinks, go to a bar with shit load of customers inside. This way, they can't focus all of their attention only on you. Just order your drink as required. Sit back and enjoy the show."

Friday, June 1, 2018

2018 Update on Happy Ending Massage Shops in Bangkok

Getting that Special Massage in Bangkok Just Got More Interesting...

After living in Bangkok for so long I could see an evolution on the types of special massage services provided by massage parlors in Bangkok.

First, it was just the straight hand jobs, blow jobs and full service starting in the late 70's. Then we got the Nuru body to body massage along with testicles (balls) massage introduced in the late 2000's.

Today, we've got more flavors to add to men's perverted delights such as the prostate massage. But my personal favorite today, the tantric massage.

A massage room inside Bit Style Massage on Sukhumvit 22

Now we can also find 4 hands massage where two ladies go to work all over your body. Milking table too which looks like a lot of fun but isn't that really just a hand job through a hole in a massage bed?

This means that a lot of massage shop owners' in Bangkok that typically cater to sex tourists are upping their game to attract more customers. And, it's working.

I do believe massage shops along Sukhumvit is going to decimate the soapy massage along Huay Kwang. I personally like massage shops along Sukhumvit too because you have more options then the usual body to body oil massage.

So where can you find the most massage shops in Bangkok with tantric, erotic and kinky massages? You can find them all down Sukhumvit 22 and I have a map right here. I also have an updated map of massage shops along Sukhumvit Soi 24/1 too so be sure to check out that link. Sukhumvit 22 is the newest addition to my map of Bangkok's happy ending massage shops in Bangkok.

Sukhumvit Soi 22

Bangkok Girls in Happy Ending Massage Shops - Are They Hot?

Yes! And no.

From 1 to 10 with 10 being hot I find that most girls working in Bangkok's happy ending massage parlors top of at 6. Yes, there are 7s and I've personally found 8s during my experiences. But never 10s.

And even the 8s that I've been with often don't hang around too long. And that's because most likely some guy picked them off and started sponsoring them so guys like me won't ever get my grubby hands on again.

But overall, I find that the working girls in massage shops have gotten better in the looks departments.

Except for in Akane Massage's Chidlom branch. I don't ever like to talk negative about massage shops but really I've never seen so many "hefty" looking girls in a lineup. I know these days it's hard to find beautiful women to work at massage parlors so I hope Akane Chidlom can do it.

But really girls in the 6 and 7 looks range is good enough for what you've come to do. At least in my experience. And the Thai girls working in these shops are looking better then ever. Or maybe cause I'm just getting older.

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

2018 Updated Map of Nana Entertainment Plaza

Lots of Changes to NEP for 2018...

A few days ago I updated my floor plan map of Nana Entertainment Plaza (NEP). I've stepped foot inside every single one of those bars for the past month and half and I swear I developed a serious hearing loss because of the club music. 

Been inside a lot of bar girls too while I was there also. Ladyboys are still off limits to me and I've never crossed that line yet. Speaking about ladyboys today NEP has lots of all ladyboy go go bars. It's starting to look like Patpong red light district.

I don't have anything against transexuals and to see such a strong presence today at NEP just shows there is a demand for them in Bangkok's sex industry.

There are still may fine go go bars with real girls at NEP many of them looking like they've had some big renovations done.

On my newest maps of NEP I also listed prices of bar fines for each and every single go go bar in the complex.

I will be working on updating my oil massage and Soi Cowboy maps soon as there are only slight changes in those areas.

Friday, May 25, 2018

Getting a Blow Job at 7 Heaven Bangkok

Not a BJ Bar - More of a BJ Salon

I woke up this morning and saw a text on my phone from a Dutch friend I met up with a few times whenever he's in Bangkok through the years.

He asked if I wanted a blow job today. I said sure, I prefer my blow jobs with a little more lip and a little less grip and asked how soon he could come over.

He got confused. He asked if I wanted to got to 7-Heaven on Sukhumvit Soi 33 there's a newish blow job salon he's been going back to again and again. My joke just flew over his head. Must be all the pot he smokes in Amsterdam.

After being back in Bangkok for months and going to soapy, go go bars and massage parlors on a frequent basis I didn't even know if I have any stamina left.

And then I thought. Then I thought about the comments and emails I've been getting from my readers and said to myself that there are a lot of perverts relying on my experiences here in Bangkok.

So this one's for you guys. But before I share my experience and review on 7-Heaven here's what I think about blow job bars. If you don't care just skip ahead.

My Quick Thoughts on Blow Job Bars

I've never heard of 7-Heaven and to tell you the truth I've never been keen on going to BJ bars. I mean I've been to many and the last one I went to was 5 years ago and I didn't have a good experience. From my experience half the women working in BJ bars are too old and the other half are too fat.

And it's simply gross sitting at a bar while the guy next to you is getting sucked just a seat away. And there are other customers onlooking. Like what the f**k. And even worst it's one of your friends cause now you know how his face looks when he shoots his load.

It's not easy to get that image of your best mates' O face out of your head as he tries to give you a high five. Like it's some kind of team sport. Trust me on this.

Also today, you don't really need to go to BJ bars to have a Thai girl gobbling on your schlong anymore. Certain massage shops offer blow job services for 30 minutes costing 999THB like Paradise Massage on Sukhumvit Soi 22. All in a private room with no one looking.

My 7 Heaven Review Bangkok (website)

So today I met up with my humorless Dutch buddy for a quick lunch and then we walked over to 7 Heaven located on Sukhumvit Soi 33. It's not deep down the Soi just opposite from Bangkok Hotel Lotus Sukhumvit 33  (guest friendly).

7 Heaven is located just a short walk down the entrance of Sukhumvit 33.

When you're walking down Soi 33 stay on the right side. The first sub soi you see on the right just take it and 7 Heaven is just half way down. Remember, Hotel Lotus Sukhumvit will be on our left side. And you can't really miss the pink exterior.

Even though the exterior of 7 Heaven is decked out in pink the location is very discrete. You would never know you could get a blow job inside. I can't read Japanese but if I took a guess I though it was a private hair salon. It looks like one of those Japanese customers only establishments but don't worry it's not.

And it's not a BJ bar which is what most guys are familiar with. Which is why I'm just calling 7 Heaven a BJ salon. They have a menu on their website charging 1300THB for blow jobs and 1000THB for hand job. And then there are other extras that I saw at 7 Heaven's in shop menu and not on the website.

If I recall correctly it was 500THB for cum on tits. There's an extra charge for all nude or something but the girl I chose was completely topless. There were other options but I can't remember aside from the 2 girl blow job deal. But cum in mouth was included in the 1300THB BJ so I don't know why anyone would pay 500THB or so extra to blow a load on tits as exciting as that may sound. But I would prefer CIM any time of the day.

Where the magic happens...

I went in with my friend a little bit past 3pm and the mamasan showed us a tablet with photos of 8 ladies. All looked young, some early 20's but certainly none older than 30 years I think. But we couldn't see bodies on some of the girls and I was like damn I hope there's not a lot of fat chicks.

All the girls in my opinion are not super hot in looks. But 7 Heaven's lady line up is way better than the ladies working at BJ bars.

So he picked one and I pretty much just did a eeny, meeny, miny, moe deal and wanted to get this over quick as I had flashbacks of my not so pleasant BJ experience all those years ago. My attitude was like going to the latest Hollywood blockbuster and not having high expectations in case the experience was going to flop.

When I paid up my 1300THB for 40 minutes, I was offered a drink from the fridge by the mamasan, they have water and cold sodas. Then I was led to the girl I chose on the tablet and she was young and not so bad on the eyes. She was still on the chubby side but it added to her curves.

I was led into one of the rooms on the 3rd floor, the one pictured above. My Dutch buddy went up to another floor. Which is a good thing. My Dutch buddy talks too much while I like to close my eyes and just enjoy.

There's dance music playing and it was a bit loud but understandably so as the walls of the rooms don't go up entirely. I could hear some slurping going on a few cubicles down. But at least I wasn't witnessing the act so that's a positive.

The girl went out for a bit so I had a quick chance to take this pic. The room is a bit dark save for some funky light fixtures. On the left corner there's a black colored sink. Well, that's where the girl washes your junk. Your meat and veg gets a good cleaning with soap and it was done delicately, not exactly playfully but still nice.

I could hear the action going on a few cubicles down and I think it would be hysterical someday if the entire room was full of customers with BJ girls working on all.

Then she dried my bits with a dry towel and I was asked to lay down. Okay so this parts going too get graphic but I'm going to give you the blow by blow details (Get it? Sometimes I just crack myself up) so you know what to expect if you're planning on visiting 7 Heaven.

First she started off sucking on my left nipple was gently stroking my meat. The sensation was quite nice and I really thought I didn't have the stamina in me. But the way she was working me made my little buddy head up to full attention as she worked on my right nipple.

If you're self conscious about yourself you may want to shave your nipple hair. I certainly didn't but I'm not self conscious about myself. Yes, sometimes I like to dole out a little bit too much information about myself.

Then she worked on my left nut and then the right before heading to my shaft. She was taking her time and not rushing it. But it's good to point out that at 7 Heaven if you shoot your load before 5 minutes you get another go. Remember for 1300THB you get a 40 minute BJ experience. 

So if you're a quick shooter you'll get another chance to fire again. Which is not a bad deal. A positive point for 7 Heaven. And the entire blow job was done without a condom.

After I shot my load it was off to the sink again for another wash.

Overall she worked on me for about 15 minutes and her technique was really good. Actually was 12 minutes but just wanted to round up the minutes to make myself look better. 

The CIM was a nice touch. By the way, I'm not going to name the Thai girl that gave my my first BJ experience at 7 Heaven. Because I plan on going back to have her work on me again.

When I met up with my Dutch friend we compared notes and his experience was slightly different but he said he had a good experience as well. But he's been there more than a few times and he said all the girls he had blow jobs from at 7 Heaven do the same with slight and unique variations.

Maybe that was done on purpose so each ladies at 7 Heaven can spice up things differently for repeat customers.

But I'm convinced on going back to 7 Heaven because I genuinely had a very good first experience. They've just earned themselves a repeat customer. I think 7 Heaven will be one of the busiest blow job salons in Bangkok.

7 Heaven opens 1pm and closes at midnight every day.

Monday, May 21, 2018

Bangkok's Soapy Massage vs. Oily Massage - Which is Better?

2018 Short Guide to Bangkok's Special Massage Shops

After spending 3 months back in Bangkok I've noticed there are some changes in regards to Bangkok's notorious happy ending massage shops.

It is clear though that oily massage shops are faring much better. But first, for the newbies sake, lets dive into the differences between the two briefly.

Bangkok Soapy Massage:

These establishments are mainly located in Huay Kwang an area slightly north Soi Cowboy. But very easy to get to via MRT subway train at MRT Huay Kwang Station, just 4 short stops from MRT Sukhumvit Station. There are two types of ladies available for 1 hour service.

The Service:

Once you pick your girl she'll lead you up to a room upstairs. There's a bath tub where she'll start filling with hot water. When the tub is full both of you get in and she'll start washing your bits with soap. And yes, the water gets soapy.

She'll then proceed to get your juices flowing with some foreplay including sliding her well soaped up body against yours. When that's over she'll wash of the soap and then it's off to the bed to finish the deal. Afterwards she'll get you cleaned up again.

  • Sideliner - These are basically freelancers working part time in soapy. Sideliner rates start from 2000THB depending on age and beauty.
  • Models - Not all soapy massage shops have models. Usually the higher end establishments have them like Poseidon and Utopia. Model category girls start from 3000THB for 45 minutes.
  • Fishbowl - They sit behind a glass window (hence fishbowl). These ladies start from 1800THB depending on establishment, plus age and beauty.
  • All the available girls are sitting where you can inspect them easily.
  • Soapy massage parlors do not provide outcall services.
After your final clean up you get dressed up and lead down back to the lobby by your soapy girl. You can give tips if you like but only tip if you like the service and would like to see her again. You're more then welcome to sit around and check out the other ladies and take some names so you know who to look for when you go back.

Bangkok Oily Massage:

Personally I like oily massage shops and prefer them over soapy. These special ending massage establishments are located primarily in the Sukhumvit Road area and you can find a map of these shops here as well as reviews.

So oily massage parlors these days have smartened up and started adding bath tubs to some of their rooms where they'll charge an extra 200THB to 500THB as an option for more fun. For example Angels Massage has added that option for 200THB so you can hop into a bath tub with your chosen girl.

One of the massage rooms at Paradise Massage

The Service:

Once you picked your girl she'll take you to your room. Typically the rooms have a shower stall a bed and maybe some mirrors. Again you get washed off in the shower stall with perhaps a bit of foreplay though not all girls do it. Depends on the girls' attitude. Then on to the bed for a bit of massage and then foreplay and action. You'll get another chance to shower afterwards.

  • The same pricing structure for all the ladies.
  • You can pay for 1 hour, 1 hour 30 minutes to 2 hours massage.
  • Some oil massage shops now offer soapy services.
  • Special options can be added on for extra such as: Nuru gel massage; 4 hands massage; testicles massage; prostate massage and even S&M. Take a look at https://www.paradisemassagebangkok.com I highly recommend their services.
  • Depending on the oil massage shop some girls are sitting out where you can see them and some have photo books like Angels Massage and Premier 101. I do not recommend relying on photos. Ask to see the ladies up front. Trust me on this one.
  • Outcall services are provided for a few hundred Baht extra
Once you get dressed the massage girl will lead you back downstairs where you're usually offered tea or water. You can also give a tip a the moment but again, only if you enjoyed her service. Otherwise, don't bother tipping.

Many oil massage shops these days provide quick and cheap services like hand jobs and blow jobs for 500THB to 1000THB for 30 minutes too They are strict on time so if you can't get it up or shoot in 30 minutes they'll charge you extra. I'll provide more info on these shops coming up soon.

So those are the differences.

What's the similarities between soapy and oil massage? You're never going to get a really good massage. I know a lot of guys expecting a real Thai massage these days. But 10 years ago yes you could get a decent Thai massage. I even had ladies from soapy clean cut and clean my nails.

But times are different. So if you're coming and expecting a decent massage get used to disappointment. In a way, the massage shops already know you're just there to have sex. Which is their primary service, not massage.


As you can see there's just lots more to pick and choose and do at a oily massage compared to soapy. I know guys that come to Bangkok stay exclusively near oil massage shops just so they can get to one easily from their hotel. And there are many good affordable hotels near oil massage shops you can find here.

Okay so now you know what the differences or similarities are between soapy and oily massage I really think you should check it out.

One thing I noticed is that these types of special massage shops in Bangkok are not as buys as go go bars and beer bars where most foreigners go to get laid.

If you think about it, it's cheaper too. You can get full service for about 2300THB. There's no need to buy drinks for your self or for a lady and no need to pay bar fines.

When you compare the amount of customers at a go go bar in Nana or Soi Cowboy and Patpong to the customers at massage shops you'll notice there are a lot less customers. Why? I have no idea. My guess is most people are scared to go maybe.

I have a Canadian friend who is a veteran in the go go bar scene for over a decade but never once in his life stepped into an oily massage or soapy massage establishment. He just likes watching girls on stage twirling around I suppose but no matter how much I egg him to go for an oily he just won't budge. And I know a lot of guys just like him with the same attitude.

Looking for Day Time Action - Head to an Oily Massage

Most oily massage shops in Bangkok open around noon time. But for day time action it's best to go in between 1pm to 2pm so that more girls are available for you to pick and choose from.

Even though oily massage shops are not as heavily visited as go go bars there are peak still peak business hours. I find that most oily massage shops are busiest from 7pm to 12pm from Fridays to Sunday.

I typically go around Wednesdays or Thursdays about 3pm. Or if I have a favorite oil massage girl I just make a phone call ahead and set up an appointment.

Saturday, May 19, 2018

The Games the Same but the Rules are a Little Different...

Back in Bangkok (For Now)

For the past 3 months I've been back in Bangkok after a year long spent entirely in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, working on a new business venture.

I've updated my tips on Kuala Lumpur nightlife particularly on the spa and sauna scene here. Let's just say KL's nightlife is contracting a lot due to Malaysia's tougher stance on prostitution. But the oldest profession is alive and kicking. It's just smaller than it used to be. But still a shit load of fun. I'll be putting more of my thoughts on on KL's nightlife soon.

Because this post is going to be about Bangkok. As I mentioned I've been back for 3 months and things have changed in terms of ways you can find Thai girls for companionship. And I've been making up for lost time.

The Cost of Playing...

Prices are slightly higher for bar fines at most of the popular go go bars in Patpong, Soi Cowboy and Nana Entertainment Plaza. The minimum these days is 600THB at the lower end gogo bars to 700THB to 800THB up the spectrum to high end go go bars with coyote dancers topping it out at 1200THB to 1500THB bar fine.

For example at one of my favorite go go bar Shark Bar (one of my Top 5 Go Go Bars in Bangkok list) in Soi Cowboy I paid 1500THB for a coyote girl. Regular gogo girls prices are 600THB.

Was she worth the 1500THB plus the 2500THB short time price? Yes, at the time. Even when I was shit faced drunk. What can I say she was smoking hot! She had a hot round ass and a perky set.

I don't know what the Thai girls are eating these days but whatever it is it's filling out their bodies in all the right places.

Short time and long time prices are about the same though certain go go bars have gone up slightly. Go go bars in Bangkok charge about 2000THB for short time though this price point is not firm. A friend of mine talked it down to 1500THB cause he knows he can get it at that price.

I don't know how he does it but it's probably because he's a real familiar face and no matter how much he bitches they cave in.

I don't recommend any newbies being as aggressive as my ass wipe friend but the matter of the fact is, prices have gone up. It's the universal law applied on just about anything especially on prostitutes.


Still, the great thing about messing around in Bangkok is that for all the cheap bastards (you all know who you are) you can still save a lot of money on one of the costliest travel expense which is the cost of hotel rooms.

I own my own place in Bangkok currently but when my friends come over they get themselves a hotel room near Soi Cowboy or Nana Plaza. Cause there's no f***ing way I'm going to let any of my friends get it on with a Thai hooker in one of my spare bedrooms.

Anyways they've stayed in a lot of hotels along Sukhumvit Soi 4 usually spend about $50USD a night. There are cheaper hotels and guest houses further down Suk Soi 4 but it's a lot further down.

But best to stay close to Nana Entertainment Plaza so you're up in all the action with plenty of Thai freelancers to pick and choose from.

And by the way, here's a big tip from Uncle Jim; Did you know Thai street hookers' prices are more flexible if you stay at a hotel very near where you picked them up?

Really, cause once their time is up with you they can easily make it back to their usual location to pick up more customers.

Thai street hookers are notoriously lazy especially when it comes to short time. And they do prefer short time customers rather then long time customers as they can make more cash doing multiple short timers. 

They don't want to travel too far. If you ask to short time them but your hotel is further away they most likely won't budget on their asking rate which is about 1500THB to 2000THB for 1 hour. And their clock starts when she agrees with the price and leaves with you. Which makes more actual sense to stay at a hotel near their hangout.

And because my friends are close to the corners Thai prostitutes work on they even ask them for 2 shots and the girls usually agree. Either that or the girls just agree doubting that my friends can even shoot twice in a hour.

Even for me since I live near On Nut every time I hang out with my friends I always book a hotel near Sukhumvit Soi 4. This way there's no need to spend time traveling back to my place.

We Now Have the Technology...

Finding Thai hookers just got easier today. Thai girls, Filipino girls, ladyboys and more are just a click of a website away. I'm talking about https://www.bedpage.com/backpage-bangkok/ which is basically a sex directory connecting prostitutes with punters and vice versa. Like Craigslist you can buy other useless crap but primarily its where prostitutes advertise their services.

Escort services are also listed on there as well but many listings are done by full/part time Thai freelancers. But sometimes you'll find Thai girls there just doing some part time hooking. By the way if you're from the USA you'll need to get a VPN or else you won't be able to view bangkok.cracker.com because their websites are banned in your country for promoting prostitution.

Another way to find Thai hookers, massage girls and ladyboys is on WeChat. I wrote a bit about this on my website here. WeChat is useful for finding what you need at the comforts of your hotel room.

But I have to add if you're not into Thai ladyboys, than you best check the profiles on WeChat carefully and ask whether or not they pitch or receive. But if you're into transexuals WeChat will be your best friend in Bangkok.

I have to admit, I've been finding a lot of good quality company on bangkok.cracker.com and WeChat app. It's so easy and I don't have to pay bar fines. I also find that prostitutes on both platforms are easy to talk to regarding their asking rates. You can can bargain the rates as well as ask for extra shots.

The truth is, a lot of Thai prostitutes have caught on to using apps like WeChat and even Tinder to find customers. After speaking to a few bar owners they tell me it's a little harder to find quality working girls because many of them have become tech savvy. In a way they are empowered to work on their own and pocket 100% profit.

Speaking of (the Good and the Bad) Thai Girls...

So I'm going to put it out there (again) that not all Thai women are prostitutes. Not all Thai University girls are in the pay for play scene. Because there are guys that just don't get it. I've seen it first hand at hotels, on train stations and even in Thai airports where foreigners try to pick up random Thai women they find attractive out of the blue like some kind of playground.

Yes, there are a certain segment of Thai women looking to hook up with foreigners, that is true and I do not doubt that. I've seen plenty of videos on youtube where guys flaunt their "game" or "skill" on picking up Thai women. They'll show the ones where they get a phone number. Though not all will show you their failures on video. Perhaps this is one of the reasons why foreign men coming to Thailand and have this idea in their skulls.

You will see Thai dating websites where they advertise University age girls that will polish your knob on the first date. It's just a ploy from Thai dating services to get degenerates with pocket money to sign up for their services.

There are plenty of bad girls to pick up at the red light districts. Without a doubt there are a lot of Thai gold diggers which are easy to find.

But I know there are guys with some serious Asian fetish and want to pick up the "good Thai girls" for a girlfriend experience.d

It is possible in certain situtations. Seriously if you've got your sights on a hot young Thai girl, that is obviously not a prostitute and you're twice her age there's a big chance she's going to run the other direction when she sees you coming to her with a boner.

But if you're close to her age in good health and shape then you've got a better chance then a dude twice her age and out of shape.


Yes I'm back for now and I'll post up some more information about the red light districts of Bangkok when I get the chance. There are some changes here and there that I have to sort through and update, which I did on my main website bangkokredeye.com but for this blog it's due time for some house cleaning as well.

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

5 Best Guest Friendly Bangkok Hotels Under $50USD (Sukhumvit Soi 4)

Saving Money on Hotels and Spending it on Thai Hookers

I don't know what it is but it seems like the prices for hotels in Bangkok, particularly the ones over on Sukhumvit Soi 4 never seem to go up in prices. After all these years writing about hotels in Bangkok with hookers I'm still amazed how cheap the prices have remained.

And many of the hotels have been renovated. You'd think the prices would go up afterwards. Yet the prices remained the same practically years ago. Some hotels are even cheaper before.

Sukhumvit Soi 4, or simply Soi Nana, is strictly one of the best areas to stay in Bangkok, especially if  this is going to be your first foray into the red light districts.

You want to be in the thick of it all. Thai hookers, go go bars, ladyboys, places to eat, drink and pick up more Thai hookers and repeat the next day. That's what you'll get if you're in Sukhumvit Soi 4.

For the newbies don't worry. It's not the wild wild west. There's still some civility. No ones humping on the streets. Matter of fact many foreign female tourists stay in Sukhumvit Soi 4 as well because the areas quite safe. Though just keep your wits together of course.

Part of the reason why you want to stay at a guest friendly hotels on Sukhumvit Soi 4 is because eventually you're going to pick up a Thai hooker off the streets, which there are many, or you'll bar fine one out of Nana Entertainment Plaza (NEP).

Whatever floats your boat you'll want to take them back to your hotel to do your thing. Don't waste your money on short time rooms inside (NEP). Pick a hotel on Sukhumvit Soi 4 instead like the hotels I recommend below for under $50USD.

5 Best Guest Friendly Bangkok Hotels for Around $50USD (Sukhumvit Soi 4)

Dawin Superior Room
1. Dawin Bangkok - 3 Star Hotel 

I've been recommending my friends to Dawin Hotel for ages. And since then many of my friends still return there for there annual foray into Bangkok's red light districts.

I'm amazed at how low their hotel rates have gone down. I remember before years ago a room at the Dawin cost $75USD, even for low season.

2. Majestic Suites Bangkok - 2 Star Hotel
Majestic Suites Superior Room

Located around the corner from Nana Entertainment Plaza, Majestic Suites is also a long standing favorite for frequent visitors to Bangkok's red light districts.

Prices for rooms in Majestic have remained low matter of fact about the same from 5 years ago.

But because it's such a popular hotel in an amazing location, it's not hard to see why many choose to stay at this hotel.

Heaven @4 Hotel Sukhumvit
3. Heaven @4 Hotel - 2 Star

Looking for a hotel in Bangkok with hookers in the lobby? Heaven @4 might be the right hotel for you and certainly one of the best hotels in Sukhumvit Soi 4 for under $50USD. Okay, so maybe the hookers working downstairs may not be the easiest on the eyes.

However Heaven @4 has a very good reputation for service and well maintained rooms. Located just minutes away from NEP with lots of Thai hookers outside at night.

Petals Inn
4. Petals Inn - 2 Star Hotel

Another hotels close to NEP as well as the Nana Hotel's parking lot where scores of Thai hookers ply their trade. Petals Inn is a clean hotel with decent sized superior rooms.

Petals Inn is a bit closer to the main drag of Sukhumvit road so it's a lot busier in the area during night. There are many smaller bars and pubs, with Thai ladies of course to keep you company.

5. Ibis Bangkok Sukhumvit 4 - 3 Star Hotel
Ibis Sukhumvit Soi 4

This Ibis hotel branch is a very nice hotel. Problem is it's a big hotel. I know you might rather stay at a place where there's not a lot of hotel guests hanging around in the lobby while you bring in a couple of Thai honey pots wrapped around your arms.

But even then, I'm putting Ibis here on this list of top 5 hotels under $50USD simply because it's a very good value due to location and quality.

There you have go, 5 of the best guest friendly hotels on Sukhumvit Soi 4 under $50USD. Now go have fun!