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Thursday, September 19, 2013

What Would You Do When The Girl You Chose Is Not....

Exactly what you expected. We've all had it happen at least once. It's called butter face. She's got a smoking hot body. Or she looks pretty. But why does she have that mustache?

Personally, the mustache part really bothers me. The lights inside a go go bar as well as the bright lights in the fishbowls do a great job camouflaging that stash until you tell her to come over and bang there are fine noticeable hairs right above her perfect lips.

Not an actual bar girl in Thailand... Thank god!
Now I can tell you I can easily overlook the hair lip if she's got a great pair of tits and an ass so tight you can bounce 10THB coins off of.

Many Thai girls working in the bar scene and even massage girls have hair lip. Except most ladyboys. I asked a ladyboy friend of mine why most real girls working in the sex industry don't take some grooming tips from the ladyboys.

And she says it's expensive because she goes to expensive clinics and lasers off her five o'clock shadow. Which most bar girls can not afford. I tend to disagree with her opinion because well, she's a ladyboy and her opinions are skewed favorably towards the third gender.

Or what about a massage girl you chose seems to do a lot of talking instead of what you paid her partly to do which is give a massage.

Now some girls are slick and try to get away with doing the work you pay them for and plain lazy. I've heard a lot of complaints via email on this blog.

All I can say is just ask for the massage if one is not given. It's as simple as that. But remember that not all these girls are given really basic lessons on massage. And it's partly due to the fact that many guys who go to soapy and oily massage are there to get there rocks off.

So for me, a girl with a bit of lip hair is not a big deal, as long as her body is smoking hot. Which fortunately most Thai girls working in the bars have.

And if I come across any lazy massage girls, I just tell them straight out I want the massage that I paid for.

What would you do?

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Getting the Akane Skin Scrub Treatment and a Much Needed BJ...

I should really stick to visiting massage parlors and go go bars...
Occasionally I do a lot of stupid boneheaded nonsense. Like taking on a trek through hilly terrain with a mountain bike up country.

I did some short trips in and around parts of Vietnam because a good buddy of mine put me up to it. So I figured why not bike around in Thailand. Plenty of green scenery and hills upcountry. Stupid move Jim.

Long story short I tumbled more than a few times down some slopes. Got more mosquito bites in one day than I've had in one year. I wouldn't blame the mozzies. It was a long, long bad day.

So what could cheer me up? Heading over to Akane Fashion Massage, the Chidlom Branch of course where I could get my usual skin scrub/massage treatment/hand job.

I would've probably gone somewhere else to get the full treatment but my knees and back hurt like hell. And we all know how important are knees and backs are for performing the dirty business.

Akane's skin scrub, simply called the S4 course cost 1780THB for 2 hours. I typically go for the 80 minute course which cost 1480THB but I have a lot of dirt and grime I want scrubbed off.

I called up ahead to make an appointment with my usual girl. As I've mentioned before, Akane girls, particularly at the Chidlom branch, do not employ the prettiest girls (my opinion of course). But their ladies are trained very well if you know what I mean.

As usual, customers place their valuables inside a locker and the key is secured around the customer's wrist. You'll get lead up to a room first where you disrobe and given a towel to wrap around your waist.

For the skin scrub treatment, customers are lead back downstairs to the basement with about stalls, each a steel table covered with a rubber mat. Kinda looks like an autopsy table at a morgue.

The massage girl first rinses the table down with a shower head and then you lay down with your meat and veg hanging out. Don't be shy, these girls have seen it all.

The skin scrub is done with big coarse grains of salt. It is liberally applied all over your skin. On top of that your massage girls wears these special gloves that helps remove dead skin. For the uninitiated, getting scrubbed down with big clumps of salt and a mitt that feels like sandpaper is uncomfortable.

For me, it's pure bliss knowing that all that shit and grime accumulated during the bike trek is getting washed away.

A nice wash down with soap follows the skin scrub. And if your massage girl is in a playful mood she'll play around with your meat and veg.

And as I mentioned before, Akane Massage is the type of joint where the ladies are trained to play around with your asshole. No I'm not into it. But from what I hear from the ladies a lot of customers ask them to put in a finger or two (and even three, you sick bastards).

Overall, the skin scrub segment of the S4 massage course last around 30  to 40 minutes. The ladies are thorough and they don't rush. Which is a good thing.

Afterwards, customers are taken back to the rooms upstairs where the massage begins and of the course the bj.

Akane Massage is simply one of my favorite places to visit and a place I know I can always get reliable and dependable good service. Even though they don't have the hottest looking girls, to me that's something that I can easily overlook because every time I leave their shop I always have a happy face.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Why I Like Thermae Bar and Coffee...

I met up with a bunch of my best friends at one of my favorite watering holes in Ekkamai last night. Just catching up and shooting the shit like old times after my month long stay in Vietnam.

A few of them mentioned how much the Thermae has gone done the drain since the girls working inside started giving preferential treatment to the Japanese and Koreans. Now this wasn't something that just happened over night.

In general, Thai working girls have always preferred Japanese and Koreans for as long as I can remember. They love their skin tone, boy bands and TV soap operas.

That doesn't bother me though. To me, the Thermae is a great place to sit and have a chat with friends. Because it's relatively quiet compared to full blown go go bars with stereo loudspeakers on steroids.

One other big complaint about Thermae's hookers is you can't take a good look at the goods before you can take them to a room, either upstairs at the Ruamchitt Hotel (500THB hourly charge) or you can just book a room there if one is available. The Ruamchitt located between Soi 13 and Soi 15 is one of the areas most affordable hotel's on Sukhumvit road.

I've mentioned this already but most of the ladies at Thermae had babies. Most of the ladies I've been with working their have stretch marks on their stomachs. I realize that this is probably a deal breaker for most guys.

But most Thai girls that do have kids were knocked up when they were young. Possibly during their late teens or even earlier. So it's not that bad, at least my opinion.

Either way you can still find a few gems here and there stashed away on the soft seats or standing around the Thermae's stairway entrance in the back.

I like Thermae for its old school atmosphere. No I'm not quitting on the bars. But once in awhile I like to kick back in relative peace where the only sounds of music comes from a Jukebox. And I'm the chatty type so much so my friends say I can't shut up.

Inside, you don't need to shout at the top of your lungs just to tell your friends you have to take a piss. And many times my business partners and I enjoy chatting about business before taking a few girls out. And even if we don't take any girls out we still manage a good time just taking in the scene.

As I mentioned there are quite a few gems inside. And these girls are usually quite firm with their rates so no matter how much bargaining and complaining about your blue balls they won't give you a discount.

That's because they know they're worth and eventually a customer will come along and pay that 2500 Baht short time price.

In general, most girls inside Thermae charge 1500THB for short time. And these girls are in the 5s and 6s on the the scale of 10 for looks.

It is possible to find girls in the 7s and 8s but it goes without saying you're just going to have to cough up more Baht to get with one.

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Update on Where to Stay in Sukhumvit

I've been off the blog grid for a month now and I've been getting a lot of request for information on hotels in Sukhumvit. Previously I have been writing sporadic posts on hotels with deals near the red light districts.

A lot of my older posts reviews and recommendations of guest friendly hotels close to Soi Cowboy and Nana are still accurate to this date. So there's no need to write an entire posts and take up space on this interweb.

But I've noticed a lot of hotel bookings from guys staying out in the boonies of Bangkok. And a lot of people still ask me for recommendations about where they should stay.

Folks, If you are reading this, I can not stress enough that if you want to enjoy go go bars and massage parlors do not choose a hotel on the far side of town. You are wasting time and paying for taxis. Which doesn't make sense if you're on a budget.

I understand that there are really cheap hotels out in the middle of nowhere. But there is nothing to do around that hotel because it is in the middle of nowhere. Except jerk off by your lonesome self in the confines hotel room.

There are many really affordable hotels near the bars and massage parlors. So there's no excuse you should be jerking off in your hotel room. Many of these hotels are only a 15 minute walk to Soi Cowboy and Nana. Some are 20 minutes max. A 20 minute walk is better than spending 150THB+ and getting stuck in traffic if you choose to stay at a hotel in the boonies.

Here's a hotel that's only around $40USD (as of writing) per night and it's about a 5 minute walk to Soi Cowboy and 20 minutes to Nana Plaza. It's called the Darjelling Hotel on Sukhumvit near the train stations.

Even if you find a cheap hotel on the other side of the town for $20USD remember you're going to have to pay for round trip taxi ride and wasted time. If you can't afford $40USD then I recommend saving enough until you have it before visiting.

Ok, I know many guys can't wait either their vacation time is limited or for whatever reasons. So if you can afford around $20USD a night and want to be near Nana Plaza's go go bars you many want to stay at Modelink Inn on Nana soi 4. It's a backpacker type joint (so you get what you pay for) but still a 10 minute walk to Nana's go go bars and street hookers. Staying at Modelink Inn beats staying at budget hotel in the middle of nowhere.

No matter what I would simply save enough money so I can stay at hotel in Sukhumvit. Bangkok's red light districts will most likely be around well after we're all dead.

For those who have money shooting out of their ass and can comfortably dish out $150USD I'd lay it down on Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21. This 5 star hotel is right across from Soi Cowboy too and a 10 minute walk to Nana with scores of Hi-So pussy to gawk at in the mall attached to the hotel.

I have a lot of hotel recommendations on this blog of course because that's what this blog is all about. There are plenty of fine hotels in Sukhumvit for $50USD to $70USD per night withing stumbling distance to nightlife entertainment venues.

As I said all the info on this blog is still up to date. Do prices for certain hotel rooms may have gone up (or down) depending on the time you are reading this blog post. So do a search on this blog and I'm sure you'll find a place to stay that's just right for the amount that you want to pay. 

I'm Back...

Finally I am back in Thailand. I've been away for awhile mostly on business in Southeast Asia. I am retired and I do enjoy my retirement. But old habits die hard and I am a businessman at heart.

You see I am a professional gigolo. Just kidding. I wish but any lady that sees what I'm packing would want their money back.

Years ago back in farangland I was a business consultant as well as a business owner. No I'm not rich.

But I earned enough for a comfortable living with medical insurance and a nice cozy condo to lay my head in with a great view of Bangkok's city skyline every night. I'm not showing off but anyone who knows me knows I work like hell because I enjoy it. So I earned every bit of what I have with my brain and sweat.

So I was away in Vietnam this time on a new business venture with a group of friends from Singapore that I've know half of my life.

I was supposed to stay in Vietnam for a few weeks. But those few weeks turned into a full month. And every night was spent drinking with an equal amount of whoring around with some of the most beautiful women I've ever laid eyes on.

As foreigners, we see Thailand as a playground for men around the world. But Thailand's red light districts is just the tip of the iceberg in Asia.

Macau, Shenzhen, KL, Shanghai, Guagzhou and perhaps another half a dozen of cities in Asia I can't remember off hand are a hot bed of red light districts. But you do need a friend in the know to help get around.

I have my business partners and friends to show me around and without them I wouldn't even dare step into the places they go to get their rocks off.

So now I'm back in Bangkok I have a lot of catching up to do on this blog as well as my website. I have a lot of questions to answer as well as a bunch of trip reports to review before I put them up on my website.

I had a chance to go through a few reports and I must say many of you have taken whoring around to a new level. I am impressed. Soon a bunch of you bastards will have your own blogs.

Thanks for sticking around even do I haven't written a post for a long while.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Alive and Well...

Nope, I'm not dead, not just yet. I'm out of Thailand now to take care of some personal matters but will be back soon. And much apologies to those who've been submitting trip reports for my website. I haven't had the chance to go through any until I get back. The reason why I cannot simply put up your trip reports without first going through them is because in Thailand, you have to be careful about what you say on certain subjects and matters. Finally I'd like to thank those who've sent me emails asking why I haven't been putting up any posts on this blog. Receiving emails from concerned degenerates really warms my heart. Just kidding. So I will be back soon with a lot of fresh blog posts.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Tips on Thai Go Go Bar Girls

6 Questions You Should Ask Before Paying that Bar Fine


Sometimes I get emails from guys who've recently visited a go go bar in Bangkok or Pattaya asking me if bar girls give blow jobs. And I'm scratching my head thinking what a dumb question. Of course bar girls give blow jobs. It's kinda like asking someone if the Pope is a Christian.

So I started asking back some question and this was all done via email. One guy mentioned he went to Angel Witch go go bar over at Nana Plaza and the girl never blew him. I asked if he asked her to perform oral and he replied no.

I know guys can be very shy for whatever reason. Don't be. I'm not implying you should be a total ass either. But asking a prostitute for a blow job will not offend her good senses. Prostitutes are also not mind readers.

And depending on the bar girl's attitude they may not take the initiative on providing top notch customer experiences.

I also know a lot of guys who simply assume that bar girls automatically do everything that we see on porno films like spankings, bondage or whatever else a guy does to get his rocks off. And if you're into anal with a lady you definitely should check and ask if she's into it because I can assure you not all bar girls are.

Along with bargaining for short and long time rates, you should also discuss what types of services you want and expect.

Now if you have a lot of questions on what services are to be expected, you should ask. Believe me, Thai prostitutes have probably heard it all so any sick perverted requests you may have may not even phase them at all. Worst thing that would happen is they'll say no and won't run away.

In any case here are 5 questions you should ask before forking over that bar fine:

1. Getting a Blow Job


All bar girls give blow jobs. It's part of the job description. Not unless they've just got braces. However some give covered blow jobs and some go bare back on their customers. If this is an important issue to you then you should ask before hand. If you really like the girl, and she only wants to give blow jobs with a condom, I really think you should respect her stance and not consider this a deal breaker.

2. Anal Sex


Personally, I'm not into anal sex. But I know many guys who are. And there are a lot of Thai girls that don't do anal, particularly the petite girls. Who can blame them?

So before you try sneaking your snake into that hole you'd better ask for permission to do so at the bar before you find out too late that she denies access to her glory hole.

I also received an email from one fellow who loved going to Akane Fashion Massage because I told him they have girls there that do rim jobs. Again, I'm not a fan of messing around with arseholes during a sex romp.

But I wouldn't be surprised if you'd find a bar girl that would decline eating your ass out. Doesn't hurt to ask. What's the worst that can happen?

3. 1 Hour Means 1 Hour


There's one particular bar girl I enjoying hanging out with at Rainbow 4. And a lot of times she gets picked up by customers for short time because she doesn't do long time. Speaking of long time, you should also make it clear that she shouldn't leave way before the sun goes up.

And there are short time rooms in Nana Plaza so a lot of her customers use the facilities there. A lot of times I've noticed that she's usually back down in about 30 minutes and not the full 1 hour her customers paid for.
Once I've even see her back down at the bar in 20 minutes.

Now I know a lot of guys don't care because once they blow their load then there's no point in keeping her on the full hour.

However, I know there are also a lot of guys that want the bar girl to stay the full hour they've paid for. For whatever reason, I don't know, maybe they want to chat or something. I can understand. After all, you should get what you pay for.

My personal opinion, just let her go. Otherwise you might want to study up on some ways to control blowing your load too fast

4. Massage


Yes, I do get a lot of questions wondering if go go bar girls provide customers with massage. The easy answer would be no. But if I think back through the years, there were girls that gave me a massage. I never asked for it. They just did it. So I suppose if you ask nicely you may get one.

But let's be serious, you wouldn't be getting a professional grade traditional Thai massage. Massages are not really a skill set owned by bar girls.

5. Going Down on a Go Go Girl


I avoid going down on prostitutes for obvious reasons. But yes, I know there are a lot of degenerates who absolutely love it.

In most cases bar girls won't allow it. Some won't even let customers suck on their nipples. But if you must, just be sure to ask her if you're allowed to go down on her.

6. Going in Without a Condom


This thought shouldn't even come across your mind. This is probably the only question that would freak out bar girls.

And even if you came across a hooker that consents to unprotected sex should set off those little alarm bells in the back of your head. Chances are, she's got something and is reckless enough to pass it on to you. 

It should go without saying while discussing with a bar girl on what types of services she provides you should do so as a gentlemen. Be respectful and she just might perform that special service she normally doesn't perform. 

Friday, July 12, 2013

Hooking Up with Thai University Girls - Don't Read This if You Hate Disappointments

Thai University Hookers in the Red Light Districts - As Real as Big Foot and Elvis in a UFO Together


One of the top 3 questions that I receive most often is where to find Thai university girls working as prostitutes.

From my experience and I've been here for over a decade is that there are none. Well, not in the sense of the pay for play scene common in the foreigner sex tourists circle. It is possible to score with 'real' Thai university girls.

And you're certainly not going to find them hanging around any of Thailand's red light districts

Somehow rumors have spread around that you can easily pay a Thai uni girl for sex as easily as bar girls. That my friends, is a total myth.

You won't find Thai uni girls selling themselves on the sois of Sukhumvit. Nor find them working at the massage parlors in Phrom Phong or out in Huay Kwang.

In the beginning I was wondering why I've been getting a lot of these questions. I know a lot of guys go on Facebook or Camfrog or whatever else cam to cam or social networking site out there trying to meet girls with their dicks hanging out (you all know who you are) in the comforts of their own homes.

And, I do know a lot of Thai women play up on mens' fantasies. So when a guy comes up on a social networking site and finds a supposed "17 year old Uni Girl" they fall for it. I'm not on Facebook but I can bet that there are hundreds of Thai hookers claiming they are young uni girls looking to hook up with a foreigner with promises to men that they'll be the first man to pop their cherries. But before you get that honor you're going to have to send her some money first.

Head down to any shop providing internet service along Sukhumvit road and you'll find groups of Thai prostitutes fishing for horny men during the day. There's even a group of ladyboys and femboys that go to these places fooling men into parting their cash. And some are dressed like innocent looking uni girls.

Then there are dating sites offering men a chance to hook up with uni girls. So you'll find a bunch of girls dressed up in body hugging black mini skirts and button down shirts. Yes, the way these girls dress make me want to cream in my pants too.

But let's face it, putting a uniform on a girl and placing her photo on a dating site doesn't mean she's going to a university. It's just smart marketing to get guys to sign up.

I hate to say it but there are a lot of naive guys out there. I know a few working girls in their mid 30's pretending to be young 18 year old virgins looking for husbands on Camfrog. And they wear the same university girl's uniform.

And somehow they've convinced men to send them cash. This was all done without taking off their clothes and spreading their legs. They can rake in 10000THB in a day by getting a few thousand Baht from this guy and a few thousand from the other fellow jerking off behind his computer screen.

As a man, sure I feel bad for these suckers. But what can I do? In a way, aren't they asking to be ripped off? I can't look out for people who need protection from themselves.

Reasons Why Real Thai Uni Girls Don't Have to Be Hookers


Thai girls who can afford to go to university are taken care of by their parents. Their folks are those who are all hard working lower to middle and upper class families. And their parents support them by taking care of their tuition, buying them a car or motorbike and even footing the bill for an apartment.

While a vast majority of Thai prostitutes working in the industry work to support their parents, children, dead beat husband or boyfriends. It's the total opposite. Simply put, most of the working girls you see in Patpong, Nana and Soi Cowboy come from either poor families or broken homes.

Then there are the Hi-So (high society) uni girls. You've seen them before. They're the ones holding their noses up and clutching their LV bags and newest iPhone X at Siam Paragon Mall or strutting up and down Siam Square. If you're not young and good looking don't even look at them my friends. You won't stand a chance. 

Hi-So girls have fancy cars, perhaps a home or a condo in a posh neighborhood. Jewelery, trips to the plastic surgeon and outside of the country are all take care of by their very wealthy parents.

And even if they wanted more money and shiny jewelerly they don't need to get it from horny sex tourists on a budget. They'll just find a Thai guy with money.

Because what foreigners see in Patpong, Nana and Soi Cowboy is just the tip of the iceberg. Thai men with cash don't go to those foreign centric red light districts. However, there are plenty of places where Thai men with money go to meet ladies.

Sure you may find Thai girls in university post up sexy photos of themselves on Facebook. But what young university aged girl today in the world doesn't do that? It doesn't mean that they're in the pay for play scene. It's just shit that young people do these days. 

But There's a Chance - But It's a Very Slim Chance for Mr. Johnny Foreigner


As a sex tourists you're going to have a really tough chance scoring with a Thai uni girl. As I've stated already you won't find any around because there really aren't any working as prostitutes.

But if you're dead set on scoring on a uni girl you're going to need to change up your game plan. Take a different approach. You have to learn Thai. You need to have a lot of spending money. Put on a proper pair of shoes and toss the flip flops.You'll probably need to learn how to dance too.

That's because if you're out to score on uni girls you have to go to where they party. And they do not party in Soi Cowboy, Nana or Patpong.

You'll need to go to the hip clubs of Thonglor/Ekkamai district or in and around the Royal City Avenue (RCA) area.

I don't mean to offend anyone. But if you have more white hair on your back than hair on your head and you can't see your own shoes because of your belly you may want to skip those places.

Thonglor and Ekkamai are where the Thai yuppies go to unwind in cool clubs particularly around the Sukhumvit soi 55 area. You can get to this area by taking the BTS Sky Train to Thong Lor station.

RCA is the mecca for young Thais with many famous mega clubs along the strip like Route 66, Slim and Flix. Those are the most notable names and their are a few other minor clubs in that area. Take a look at the parked cars in that area. All are owned by the rich kids. I'm not afraid at all to admit that I am totally out of my league at RCA. If only I was 20 years younger!

But I have some friends that are in their mid 40's who still go there. And yes, they do go there in the hopes of having a freebie with the many gorgeous young Thai girls that party there. They've never had success and will soon quit going to RCA because they've finally realized that a couple of 40 year old white dudes at a club full of young Thai people scream sex tourists.

The only guy that I know in his mid 40's that score on a regular bases with Thai uni girls is this asshole. Just kidding, his name is Somchai and he's someone I can really count on in a bind.

Somchai still goes to the clubs and because he is a Thai national he can easily schmooze with the girls in the clubs. Young girls with older men in Thailand is socially acceptable. Since Somchai has so much money it shoots out of his ass he has no problem at all finding uni girls looking for a sugar daddy.

Today Thai women, and no I'm not only referring to hookers, are warming up to the idea of having casual sex partners. However, if they have a choice they'd rather be with a guy who can support them financially. There's a Thai word called 'gik' that basically means 'fuck buddy'. But most Thai guys I know that have giks usually have to pay in the form of cash or gifts one way or another. So nothing is really free.

So unless you can speak the Thai language with ease and have a shit load of free spending cash, you too can have a Thai uni girl for a gik.

Unlike the hookers you see inside the bars and clubs of Sukhumvit, real Thai university girls don't come around looking for men. You really have to go all out and get to them. So if you're coming to Bangkok for a few days or a few weeks and even just a month this isn't worth all the work anyways.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Trip Report By JT

One of my blog readers named JT sent a trip report on his first ever visit to Thailand. And of course he's not there for the country's temples and culture.

After coming off from a recent bitter divorce, JT wanted to run into the arms and comfort of young Thai honeys.

He only submitted the events of his first evening in Bangkok and I can tell you he was off to a very good start. I'll put up the rest of his trip report as soon as I get them.

Meanwhile, here's a look at his first submission:
http://www.bangkokredeye.com/2/post/2013/07/my-first-ever-trip-to-bangkok-and-pattaya.html

Friday, July 5, 2013

A Visit to Pattaya's Soi LK Metro...

And Hooked Up With a Hot Bar Girl at Showgirls Go Go Bar...


It's no big secret while in Pattaya, I always prefer hanging around Soi LK Metro for picking up bar girls. A lot of my favorite Pattaya gogo bars are located in that little slice of central Pattaya.

And there's a guest friendly hotel I like staying in that area called LK Metropole. They have big rooms, a swimming pool and a well equipped fitness center, which I put to good use as I'm developing a beer belly. And LK Metropole is surrounded by go go bars, yet far enough to not hear the loud music that's blasted throughout the night.

Soi LK Metro is not exactly quiet either since some of the best go go bars are around there like Champagne A Go Go, Oasis and Sugar Sugar. But it's a whole lot less crowded than it is on Walking Street.

I do like Walking street's go go bars. However, it's packed with people and so crowded. Sometimes it's like a zoo.

And I was expecting to go bar hopping the entire night. However, I ended up staying at Showgirls Pattaya from 9pm to 1am. Showgirls closes at 3am by the way. And their happy hour drink special prices start from 2pm to 8pm.

There's a Welcome Girl standing outside of the go go bar that really got me all hot and bothered. Never seen her before. She told me she's 23 and from Phuket. She could be lying but she was so hot I would've believed whatever she told me.

She was slim, tall and had curves in all the right places thanks to the surgeon who did a very good job on her breast implants. Not too big and not too small, just the way I like tits on my ladies. And she had a tan, not too dark however but she still had a lovely glow about her.

Showgirls go go bar is a small building with two levels. The second floor is more spacious with more dance area for the girls. I recommend hanging out on the second level. It's a new bar that opened last year and has retained it's shiny sheen. So far I've been there around 6 times and I must say I really like this bar. And the attitude of the ladies are fun and outgoing.

There are quite a handful of cuties working at the time though none of my friends picked up any girls. While I was there I saw at least a dozen girls either dancing on the stage or sitting around with customers. And we did stay for awhile and bought a bunch of lady drinks that cost 130THB each. Not a bad price.

About 11pm my friends left all by their lonesome selves to another bar nearby. So this was a good time to take my girl out and back to my hotel, which was only a short walk 3 minute walk.

Showgirls' bar fine price is 600THB and I talked to my girl beforehand on what she would charge me for short time. We settled on a price of 2500THB for 2 hours with 2 shots. She originally asked for 3000THB but I got it reduced to 2500THB without too much resistance. Remember, the prettier a bar girl or freelancer is the more you will have to pay. These working girls know how much they are worth. And they know if one potential customer can't pay what they're worth they can easily find another who can.

She went to change her clothes and when she got back to me she had this hot skimpy white mini dress that showed off her amazing tits and curvy hips. I popped a boner right there and then.

Thank god LK Metropole Hotel is around the corner from Showgirls. Walking around with a boner too long is unhealthy. And the bulge sticking out from my pants was too obvious.

Funny thing as I was walking towards the hotel I saw a security guard standing by the door talking with hooker and the customer looking on clueless. I knew LK Metropole is guest friendly so they shouldn't charge a joiner's fee at all.

As I got closer and hear the conversation I then understood that the security guard knew the Thai hooker because he worked part time as a bouncer at the go go bar she worked in. So all's good.   

When we got back to my room we quickly undressed and hit the shower together. I want to add that Thai girls are normally shy. Yes, even when they are hookers and have been stark naked with many customers. So they do not expect their customers to hop into the shower with them.

Which is why it is important that you speak with your bar girl or freelancer on the street about what you expect before settling on a price. Don't sound like a demanding asshole while doing so. Just be polite and joke around. To me, it's a big turn on having some nice foreplay action in the shower.

She was into it too which is a plus. I know a lot of guys have experiences with ladies that are fun in the bars but when you take them back to your hotel room they are completely opposite. I've had those experiences too and you can't help but feel a bit of buyer's remorse.

I made my first shot in the shower after a long nice foreplay action. When we got to the bed we relaxed a bit for another 30 minutes until I felt I was up for my second round. All in all she was with me for the entire 2 hours. I gave her 1000THB tip for a total of 3500THB. It was well worth it. Because I had already settled in my mind to pay her 3000THB. And the extra 500THB tip on top was for a really good time. I swear after a romp with her I could barely stand up.

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Share Your Thai Red Light District Adventure

A New Reader Submission Section on Bangkok Red Eye! 


One of my blog readers emailed me a trip report for his first ever visit to Bangkok's naughty nightlife. And for a little while I was contemplating on asking readers of this blog if anyone would be interested in sharing their own stories.

Like which go go bars they went to or which oil or soapy massage parlors they've enjoyed

I finally decided on putting up a reader submissions section on my website. And I think it's a good idea.

Because everyone who reads this blog will know of my personal experiences. So they'll have certain expecations whether good or bad. While the truth is everyone is going to have different experiences. There's just too many variables.

Bangkok's go go bar scene, massage parlors, G-Clubs and so on is pretty much fluid meaning things change from day to day or even month to month.

Take for example the trip report submitted by a reader name M on my website:
http://www.bangkokredeye.com/2/post/2013/07/bangkok-nightlife-report-by-m1.html

From what he wrote he had an excellent time and even a girlfriend experience in a matter of a few days. And it's his first trip ever.

Sure some say he's just lucky. But he's learned a lot from my this blog and my website. So he was well informed on what to expect, where to go party and which hotels to choose. After all luck favors the well prepared

Not everyone is going to have a girlfriend experience especially during a first trip ever into Bangkok's red light districts though.

So I'm hoping if anyone out there would like to share their stories as well. I'll be discreet of course and use initials or whatever name you want me to use on your trip reports.

Just a few rules though. While writing make sure you keep the paragraphs short. Your trip report can be as long as you want. It's just easier for people to read shorter chunks of paragraphs. And I'm not too worried about English grammar and sentence structures.

God knows my own grasp of the English grammar sucks to high heaven so I shouldn't be one to complain. Anyways, do your best to write your reports as grammatically correct as possible.

Follow this link http://www.bangkokredeye.com/reader-submissions.html where you'll find my email address to submit a trip report.

I look forward to reading it and sharing it on my website with everyone!

Cheers,
Jim



Monday, July 1, 2013

Want to See Nana Hotel Hookers?

I Think a Lot of Newbies Will Enjoy This Video


One of my blog readers sent me this video posted on Youtube. It was filmed back in April 2013 so still current.

I wanted to show everyone this video because I get asked a lot if the hookers standing around Nana Hotel in Bangkok are pretty or not. Are they worth the money and time just to go there. There are a lot of guys (especially guys who've never been to Bangkok) whom automatically think that Thai street hookers are nasty crusty old skanks.

True, there are many prostitutes in and around the Nana area, particularly on Sukhumvit soi 4 where the hotel is located should be home taking care of their grandchildren.

However, there more than a handful of girls standing and sitting down near parking lot that are pleasing to the eye.

The hotel itself has seen better days. And there are many newer hotels very near these freelancers and I wrote a post on 5 hotels I recommend in Nana.

I also want guys to be aware that even though you initially approach a girl and she seems bubbly with a fun, friendly attitude doesn't guarantee she'll have the same attitude when she's alone with you in bed.

Prostitutes are just like any other ordinary salesman out there. They don't just sell the steak they sell the sizzle. Now I'm not saying that you won't find any ladies with a good attitude and a lot of fun in the sack.

Just saying that these ladies have one goal in mind. That's to get you to pick them and eventually give them payment for services rendered. Which is why they are initially super friendly. While having a shitty attitude towards interested customers outright won't help them pay their bills.


The guy that made this video was most likely wearing an eyeglass cam so this was done without the girls permission. Thai hookers do not want to be filmed out in the open. And neither do their pimps. Hell I don't want to be caught on video surrounded by hookers either.

I wouldn't film them out in the open like that (because I look stupid in glasses) since I don't have the balls to do it. But since it's here you might as well take a glimpse on what you can expect.

If you ask me, yes there are pretty girls standing outside of Nana Hotel. Not a whole bunch and the ones that are pretty get picked up rather quickly.

There's a lot of different videos just like this one floating around Youtube by the way. But just want to give a quick thanks to Timothy S. for sending me the link to this video. I'm sure a lot of guys planning a trip to Bangkok for the very first time would love to see this video!

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Bangkok's Nataree Massage - Pretty Girls But Shitty Rooms

There are 2 entrances to Nataree, it's best to go through doors on the left...
In Bangkok's body on body massage industry, Nataree is one of those places that you shouldn't miss. Where if you'd only had one night in Bangkok, then that's the place to go screw your brains out before heading back to the airport on a short layover.

Nataree is a soapy type massage parlor in the Huay Kwang district. So it's not far away from Sukhumvit. Only 4 stops away and a 15 minute ride if coming from the Sukhumvit MRT station. You want to take the MRT to Huay Kwang station and take exit#3 and continue walking down for about 3 minutes. You'll find Nataree to your left. Can't get easier than that.

So what's so special about Nataree and why do I and so many other perverts rave so much about them? It's the girls of course. Hot girls. Dark skin, light skin, tall, short, small tits, medium tits and big tits, you'll find your flavor there. I met a few beautiful light skinned Lao girls at Nataree too.

I have to admit, after hanging out with a lot of my former Asian business partners I'm also beginning to prefer lighter skinned Thai ladies. A lot of Nataree's massage girls come from Chiang Mai and Chiang Rai which are well known for beautiful light skinned Thai women.

The papasans are friendly and helpful enough. The one I usually stick with is named Mr. G. and whenever there are newer sideline girls working at Nataree he'll point them out to me.

All of the papasans are not pushy and they are not hard up for tips either. Though I'll hand Mr. G a few bills once in awhile so he can go buy his favorite bottle of Mekong hooch.

You can sit inside literally for hours and stare at the talent and no one will hassle you. But do buy a drink at least. 

Nataree has a lot of customers so it's easy to see the papasans making a decent wage. Not bad for a place that doesn't even have a website.

Their success is due to the fact that they are easy to find and word of mouth from many frequent return customers like me. And they do not tag foreigners with a surcharge. So you pay what the local Thais pay. Not that a lot of Thais go there.

Nataree Massage Prices


You either have a choice of a fishbowl girl or sideliners. If you're unfamiliar with both terms check out my soapy massage guide here.

Fishbowl girls rates start from 1800THB up to 2000THB and you get about 90 minutes. Nataree has around 15 to 20  ladies working in the fishbowl section. If you want a Thai massage and possibly a body on body massage on an air mattress in a bathtub you will have to choose a fishbowl girl.


Minimum cost to get with a sideline girl for 90 minutes is 2300THB, 2600THB and 2800THB. These are the price ranges for the girls sitting around the side of the room and in the center. These rates depend on the order of the girls lightness of skin, followed by age and then looks.

There are 5000THB girls in the back and it's kind of weird because that area is not so well lit. Those girls, are described by the papasan in his own words as "young and fresh". They are light skinned and young, no doubt about that. However, there faces don't do anything for me.

Sideline girls sit outside of the fishbowl in the lounging area and there are a lot of them. I would say around 50 and possibly 70 because there is another soapy parlor called Alaina Entertainment not too far away and it's by the same owner, about a 10 to 15 minute walk. Here's a map of Huay Kwang soapy parlors including girl friendly hotels in the vicinity.

Nataree's rates are all inclusive whether you choose a fishbowl or sideline girl. This means you get a room, some foreplay action and full on sex. So don't even bother asking for a discount if you only want one of their ladies to touch your prick.

Best Time to Visit Nataree


Don't get to Nataree too early...
They open around 12pm though it's quite empty during early afternoons. Now I've never been there that early. But Mr. G tells me that there are about 8 fishbowl girls and about 10 sideliners early in the day. So I wouldn't go so early since it's most likely a waste of time.

About 5pm he says there's usually about 15 fishbowl girls and 20 sideliners. If that's the only time slot you can get there I would take a chance.

Most ladies show up starting around 7pm and topping off at 9pm. Because there are so many girls to choose from there's a good chance you'll find a beauty. Needless to say, sideline girls are Nataree's real bread winner.

What Happens in the Rooms

I usually get to Nataree a little after 7pm. And I always choose a sideliner. If I don't see a lot of customers I'll take my time. If I see a lot of customers inside by that time then the first cute sideline girl I see then I'll pick her on the spot. Believe me you don't want to wait too long or else she'll get swooped up by another customer.

Once you choose your girl the papasan will walk you over to the counter where you pay up. Soon the girl will show up by your side and take you to a elevator and take you to a room where the magic happens.

I've been to a lot of rooms at Nataree and many are in bad shape. There is a bathtub, bed and a sofa plus a TV with bad reception. Not that anyone's there to watch TV. The floors are carpeted and worn. I really try and avoid walking on it barefoot which is why I always wear my flip flops. I can guarantee you that their cheap carpets have never been cleaned since the place opened 30 years ago.

A lot of rooms have a serious case of mold surrounding the air conditioning unit. And I'm not just talking about a spot of mold here and there. If it's absolutely crummy than I'll ask to change rooms. Nataree is a big establishment and they do have plenty of rooms so they'll gladly oblige.

Once in the room you have a chance to order drinks. I usually order a small bottle of water that costs 40THB. A maid brings the massage girl's kit with shampoo, tissues, mouth wash, lubes, condoms and various hygiene products.

By then your girl has turned on the water to fill the bathtub. While that happens you can chat. But I prefer a bit of foreplay by having her sit on my lap. Once the tub is more than half way full it's time to get down to your birthday suit. She takes off her clothes too and hops in the tub and starts the wash down.


This in a way is foreplay too no matter how you look at it because she soaps up her hands and starts washing your meat and veg thoroughly. And she'll put soap on her breast and give your little guy a good up and down too. She'll also clean your arms and legs too but you can always tell her your dick is really filthy and needs extra washing. She'll oblige with a smile.

You might want to learn to say "My dick is dirty. Can you give it a good wash?" in Thai. Either she'll get a good laugh or maybe she might be disgusted thinking you have an STD which isn't so funny at all. So I would also learn to say, "Joking" too as a backup.

Once the wash is done she may give you a bare back blow job. I'm emphasizing may because not every girl treats their customers the same.

If you ask her for one she may decline. She may insist on a covered blow job. If she finds you attractive or likeable in any other way she'll do it. If not don't feel pissed or angry. I don't get it all the time either. If you were a hooker would you blow every John that comes your way? Just saying...

Once the bathtub action is over it's off to the bed for full on sex. Did I mention that Nataree's rooms have 2 mirrors? One on the side of the bed and one above on the ceiling. A buddy of mine loves to bang girls and flex his muscles while watching the mirror. What a sick narcissistic bastard.

Now there are some massage girls at Nataree that give customers 2 shots. Again, if they like you and find you attractive you may get that complimentary second round. If not, don't take it personally.

If you have the libido to go for a second round when one is not offered you can always ask her how much she will charge for a second shot. If she says 1500THB which is what they'll usually ask up front you can try and talk it down.

Want a Thai Girlfriend Experience - Speak to a Nataree Sideline Girl


I wrote a post recently on how much I prefer Thai ladies working as part time hookers rather than the full hardened mercenaries that roam the sois of Sukhumvit.

There are quite a lot of girls that work at normal everyday jobs and supplement their income in Nataree. Once I was walking around MBK in the mobile phone section and my eyes crossed with a very familiar face sitting behind a glass counter filled with cell phones and SIM cards.

At first I couldn't place her. Because her face wasn't heavily done up with cosmetics. I thought I've seen her before at Thermae. When I approached her it became clear I knew her from Nataree and she recogized me because I've been with her up in the rooms at least 3 or 4 times not too long ago.

We chatted for a bit quietly and of course she didn't want me to mention what she does at night in front of her coworkers. So I was just pretending to look and ask questions about the phones. I quietly asked her if she was available for dinner and a movie. What happened afterwards? A gentleman never tells. Just kidding. I shagged her of course.

At Nataree I never really ask what the sideline girls I'm with do during the day. I just assumed they slept all day. But the more I speak to them the more I find out that they have day jobs.

So far I've met a few that worked at Swensen's Ice Cream shops. Some were selling clothes from a stall out in Pratunam or even Central Mall department stores stocking up shelves.

So if you're looking for a girlfriend experience but don't know where to go, try Nataree. Their sideline girls are free to work and leave as they please so no worries about having to pay a fee similar to bar fines charged at go go bars.

Now I'm not promising you that you're going to find a short time girlfriend because there are varying factors that will determine the outcome. Provided that you're willing to offer up enough cash to interest one for their time and work then you've got yourself a rent-a-girlfriend. So Nataree is a good place to start because so many girls working their have free time.

Tipping the Girls


The girls that give me a second round I usually tip 500THB. I only tip when I get good service. Other than that I don't. If a girl asks, just say you don't have any money. What's the worst that can happen? Getting an insult from a prostitute is not the end of the world.

I also recommend tipping if you are planning to see the same massage girl again. She may or may not remember you the next time. But if you choose her often enough she eventually will. And the chances of  you having a better experience with her increases.

But I do believe if they do extras for you that they would not have ordinarily done you should tip them.

Note: Big apologies to a bunch of guys who wanted me to write a post with more info on Nataree Massage.

I orginally had scheduled this post to publish last week, a few days before I left for Macau. But I'm a doofus and I guess since I was so excited to leave for Macau I made a mistake.

After some much needed rest I'll be working on a post about Macau's nightlife. So if you're interested in that then stay tuned!

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Going Out with A Bang at Soi Cowboy's Baccara Bar

On Monday I'm headed off to Macua to check out some saunas and hit the black jack tables at the casinos.

I was going to save my energy but a persistent son of a bitch kept nagging me to go with him to Baccara last night.

I have to admit it was hard to refuse the invite especially when Baccara is one of my favorite go go bars in Bangkok. I already went to Lolitas a couple of days ago and thought it was enough to sustain my manly urges until stepping foot in Macau.

But no, the beautiful sirens of Baccara beckoned me.

Their secret sauce is they employ some of the best looking ladies in the bar industry. I've written a lot about this bar on a post here not long ago.

Most go go bars have an A and B team girls. And these teams rotate on the stage during a set period of time, usually once every 10 minutes. The A team girls are prettier while the B teams are fugly.

However, Baccara's B team girls are easy on the eyes too. So they've got a lot of good looking girls on their stage most of the time.

Here's a refresher on visiting Baccara. For the best looking girls be sure to sit near the entrance. But good luck finding a seat because the place is always packed. It's standing room only starting around 9pm.

But I prefer to sit in the back by the small stairs leading to the dance stage. That's where you can see the girls up front and so close they'll be rubbing up against you to get up the stage.

Though sometimes it does backfire when obnoxious asshole bar customers get in front of me and I'm forced to stay away as far as I can so their asses don't touch my boner.

You can also head up to the 2nd floor where girls dance topless. But I avoid that area like the plague because that's the only section of the bar where customers are allowed to smoke. Yes, I am a pussy when it comes to second hand smoke.

Speaking about pussy, the second floor stage is transparent so from the first floor you can see the girls wearing skirts but no panties. 

Anyways, Soi Cowboy's Baccara is a really fun go go bar and I never fail to have a great time hanging out there with my friends!

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Got My Pipes Cleaned at Lolitas BJ Bar

I'm heading to Macau next week to check out some sex saunas. And to also hit up the awesome casinos. So I've been saving my energy and being a good boy for the past week.

However, I couldn't resist getting a good blow job at one of my favorite BJ bar Lolitas on Sukhumvit soi 8. Check out their website for a location map, it's very easy to find. Soi 8 is also a good hotels to stay in Bangkok.

They also have a bar in Pattaya too right on Soi LK Metro, my favorite area to find a hotel and party in Pattaya.

I have to admit, the first time I've ever been to a BJ bar all those years ago, I was shy as hell. Seeing guys get blown in full view was just way too much. Luckily today I've noticed it's not as bad. There are more curtains and I guess customers are becoming more discreet as well.

Anyways, Lolitas has these corners with privacy curtains where you can't see what's happening but you can certainly hear it. And it's a nice looking bar with nice decor and atmosphere. You can even detect the faint smell of disinfectant and I do see staff cleaning ever so often.

One time a good friend and I got so drunk we were making some crazy sounds while we were getting a hummer. He was squealing like a pig and I was making sounds like a horse. Yeah, we were being assholes and we could hear customers sitting at the bar sharing the same sentiment.

I even paid the girl that just gave me the BJ to kiss my friend in the mouth. Yes, there are lines among friends that shouldn't be crossed and I crossed it. Ahh, the good times. The cost of a BJ at Lolitas is 800THB and it's worth every Baht. I usually tip 200THB to the girl I usually choose and she remembers what I like and how I like it.

Lolitas is a fun bar and a cool place to relax. Their girls may not be the hottest in the looks category but they still have decent looking ladies to service customers. And they do know the art of a good blow job. I overheard a guy in a bar say that there's no such thing as a bad blow job. That's pure bullshit.

Some guys like a little more lip and a little less grip. But the ladies are friendly and playful and well trained in the arts of giving good head. Which is why I go back.

Anyways, when I get back from Macau I'll be sure to write a post about its nightlife. I go there mainly for the saunas. If you've never been to a brothel/sauna in Asia you will be amazed at the types of service you get and not expensive too. My fellow Asians who read my blog from Malaysia, Singapore, Hong Kong will certainly agree!

Yes Macau has hookers too because there are a lot of guys with money going to the casinos. So you can bet your ass that the girls are high classed prostitutes.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Thai, Oil and Lotion Body on Body Massage Guide

There seems to be quite a confusion about the differences between a soapy massage and a Thai massage. So on this post I'll try and clear up the confusion. Yes both types of massage you get body on body action, however there are subtle service differences.

To simplify everything on this blog check out my post on soapy massage service guide. There you'll find everything you need to know about that category.

Now there are a lot of Thai massage shops designed for the sole enjoyment for men all over major tourists centers like Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket. And most of these shops near the red light districts double as brothels. For simplicity sake, let's just refer to these sex parlors as oily massage.

Because Thai body to body sex shops provide 3 types of services:
  1. Thai Massage
  2. Oil Massage
  3. Lotion Massage
But who goes to one of these places and wants a simple Thai massage? It's not fun at all when a massage girl rubs her body all over yours and there's no lubricant involved. I bet 9 out of 10 guys choose the oil massage, which is why I prefer to call it that.

So where do you find a massage shop with sex on the menu?

Near the red light districts of course. So in Bangkok, that would be anywhere near the vicinity of Patpong in Silom district. And Nana, Soi Cowboy in the Sukhumvit district.

In Pattaya it's even easier to find a shop for a rub and tug because it's so condensed. In Phuket on Bangla Road there are also a handful of shops for the naughty boy as well.

Just to reiterate, not all massage shops in Thailand are brothels. To avoid any embarrassment here is a list of body to body massage parlors for men. You'll also find out the difference between a legitimate shop and shops that provide happy endings for men.

So what is the big difference between a soapy and Thai massage shop for men?

The one big difference between a soapy and a normal massage shop is the bathtub. One equally big difference is that Thai men prefer soapies because their particular likes in women work inside soapy parlors.

A oil massage shop has a shower stall in the room where you and a lady can have foreplay. While at a soapy parlor foreplay takes place in a bathtub and since you're not standing it's more relaxed and she can slide up and down your body.

That's not to say that a lady can't slide up and down your pole in a shower stall either. One of the best foreplay action I ever had was at a shop called Dream Heaven massage on Sukhumvit soi 33.

Shower stall at Dream Heaven Massage
I have to add though some massage shops have the options of rooms with bathtubs but you have to pay extra to use such a room. And these rooms are normally referred to as VIP rooms.

Another difference is you can choose what type of massage you want the girl to perform like regular Thai, oil or lotion massage. And depending on the shop they have up-sells for spa like options like nuru nuru, sand scrubs and seaweed wraps. Some places provide full body scrubs with salt. Some shops offer the so called famous balls massage. All at an extra cost of course.

I'm willing to bet my last dollar though that if a guy goes to a massage parlor he will typically pay for an oil massage. When you select an oil massage course you'll get a better experience especially when the girl pours oil all over your body and starts rubbing her breasts up and down the customers body.

Thai massage shop for men also know there are no limits to a man's perversion. So customers can also pay for 2 ladies in the room. You'll find a cutesy name like '4 Hands Course' which ultimately means you can have 2 girls jerk or suck you off.

Price Chart from Dream Heaven Massage Bangkok
Another difference between a soapy and Thai massage shop is that soapy establishments are huge complexes with parking spaces for customers. So there are typically more girls to choose from inside.

Oil massage shops are smaller though still discreet with a fewer number of girls. The shop that I know with the most girls is Bangkok's Angel Massage on Soi 24/1. They usually have about 2 dozen ladies. Other than that all of the other shops typically employ at least a dozen ladies. The more popular the shop, the more ladies you'll find inside.

Body on body massage out call service is possible
One final difference is soapies do not have out-call service. While shops that provide Thai, oil and lotion massage typically have a set of ladies that will go to your hotel room for a body to body massage.

Though they won't travel too far so if a shop is located in the Sukhumvit district you should choose a hotel in Sukhumvit. And the cost for out call service is nominal, usually just a few hundred Baht more.

Today I am noticing that there is a trend with many massage parlors of charging all inclusive rates. So you may come across a shop that will charge different rates for a hand job which is the cheapest at 500THB on top of the cost of massage. Blow jobs cost about 1000THB while full service cost 1500THB.

For example take a look at the price chart above that came from Dream Heaven Massage. They charge 1500THB for a 1 hour oil massage. That 1500THB rate includes full service sex. So even if you want a simple hand job you're still paying 1500THB because it is an all inclusive rate.

Updated Hotel Map on Bangkok Red Eye

My new updated hotel and nightlife map for Sukhumvit Bangkok
Thanks to a lot of helpful feedback from readers I had to put in some work on creating a better map of guest friendly hotels in Sukhumvit.

I know my gf hotel map listed on this blog is too narrow and doesn't display the hotels' approximate location. It's because this blog's theme has a preset width. And I tried tinkering with the settings to make the blog wider to accommodate a larger map but everything just became a mess. So I stopped futzing around with it.

Though I do know the list on this blog is helpful enough for those who are familiar with the Sukhumvit district. Which is why I listed the hotels accordingly from Sukhumvit soi 1 to soi 23. So basically from where Nana Plaza starts ending at Soi Cowboy. Lots of nightlife hotspots between both of those go go bar locations like massage parlors, a few BJ bars and soapies.

My Bangkok Red Eye's new gf hotel map would be very helpful to anyone who's coming to the city's Sukhumvit red light district for the first time. Keep in mind although I listed a handful of hot spots on that map there are sections of Sukhumvit where you can hook up with Thai freelancers both on the streets or inside bars. I didn't want to make the map too busy so I decided not to illustrate them on the map. So just take my word for it. Just do a search on this blog and you'll find out where you can locate Thai freelancer hot spots.

I found that the general consensus is most visitors are looking for girl friendly hotels in the 1000THB to 2000THB price range. So I selected twenty nine 2 - 3 star hotels near and between Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy. I listed 4 hotels in the under 1000THB range because to be quite honest, there are not a whole lot of adequate cheap hotels in the red light districts of Bangkok.

However, I recommend squeezing out a few hundred Baht more on your hotel budget because that's all it takes to get yourself a better place to stay in the red light districts of Bangkok. I listed thirteen 4 star hotels that are an absolute bargain.

http://www.bangkokredeye.com/bangkok-oily-massage.html
I also updated a list of popular hotels near massage parlors in the Phrom Phong district too. Remember, Phrom Phong is only 1 station away from Sukhumvit station. So PP district has a good selection of no joiner fee hotels too if you can't find one you like in Sukhumvit.

I also have some requests for making map of gf hotels in the Pratunam district. Because there are only 4 no joiner fee hotels I recommend in that area there's really no need for me to draw up a map. I already made some recommendations here on this post. Just just take my word those hotels are in a good location in Pratunam.

I made the updates on my website last week and so far the feedback on the changes are all positive from seeing an increase in hotel bookings. So I figure a lot of you are finding it more helpful. Both maps are bigger and easier on the eyes. Plus the maps display well on smart phones too.

So I hope this helps out anyone even better while looking for a place to stay in Bangkok. Stay tuned for a map of gf hotels in Pattaya coming soon!

Friday, June 14, 2013

Part Time Thai Hookers Are My Kinda Ladies!

Thai pretties working at a car show
If you ask me what type of working girls I prefer in Thailand's red light districts I would say ladies that work part time as freelancers. I find that most full time hookers in Bangkok and Pattaya are hardened and jaded. I don't blame them. If I was a woman prostituting myself I'd have the same shitty attitude when hundreds of odd strangers are always haggling for the cheapest price to hump away at me. I'd be a sore bitch too.

There are a lot of reasons why many Thai ladies prostitute themselves on the side while working a normal job by day. Not just poor girls from the farms but also middle classed educated ladies who need to make some extra spending money.

You won't find part timers in go go bars and working inside the fishbowls because those ladies are contracted to work 7 days a week. And if they miss a day they have to pay a penalty. So they sleep during the day and work mostly at night.

Where to find Them


I've met most part time freelancers working as side liners in massage parlors. At Colonze 2 massage I met a pretty lady selling cars for Honda by day. At Poseidon I met an accountant working in the model section. I thought she was bullshitting me so I threw out some accounting terms I learned way back in college like 'Break Even Point' and 'Break Even Units'. And she knew the terms perfectly!

Hell, I met at least 3 side liners whom by day work at Swensen's Ice Cream and at night work at Nataree Massage. Other's work in supermarkets and department stores.

Once at a soapy massage my friend took me to outside of Bangkok I met a mixed American-Thai from Boston working as a sideliner. That was kind of weird but she was gorgeous! I wonder what happened to her?

A small percentage work as 'pretties'. You've seen pretties before. They are usually in Thai car shows or if you're walking through a mall find them in temporary show rooms for the latest computers or make up companies.

Now I'm not claiming that all pretties are in the pay for play scene so please don't go and ask them how much is a short time romp in the mall's bathroom.

But the place I know has the most part time prostitutes is Utopia massage, which is my #2 favorite soapy massage parlor in Bangkok working in the 2nd floor model section. That's where I found a handful of ladies working as pretties whenever the job is available.

Thai pretties do make a lot of money. Average looking ladies can make several thousand Baht an hour. Above average looking pretties can make double. But if you know Thai women, then you'll know they love to buy luxury brand name merchandise so they need a lot of cash.

Lots of ladies who have the opportunity to become part time hookers do so because in Thailand the national set daily wage is 300THB per day. That's $10USD per day. And Thai ladies love to shop especially for brand name luxury goods. Louis Vuitton bags, Coach bags, shoes, perfumes and iPhones, you name it they are not cheap for anyone making 300THB a day. And their drive for material goods drives them to sell themselves.

However, most of Thailand's part time hookers don't have the looks to make it in the model category. Many are single mothers and need to support a child and or their folks back in the village. Some even do it to support a lazy husband. So they sell themselves in freelance bars, hotel bars, on the sois of Sukhumvit and yes in the after hours clubs that are always a good place to pick up Thai ladies..

Now I know most guys have a real fetish for Thai University girls. It's true you're going to find some working as prostitutes on the side. However, they're not easy to find and highly limited.

You may also find some on Facebook. But be careful, many hookers claim they are young Uni girls to lure perverts who believe everything. Yes, you all know who you are. Because guys do fall for it.

Real Thai girls that do go to University and need the extra cash  don't hang out on the streets of Sukhumvit. More about Uni girls coming up on a future post because that's another subject in itself.

Most part time hookers that I know work on weekends. Which is one of the reasons why there are more ladies inside Thermae Bar underneath the Ruamchitt Hotel on Fridays and Saturdays. Also the after hour clubs are packed as well during those two days.

Though you will find even more ladies during the first and last week of the month when it comes time to pay the rent, bills, loan sharks, etc.

One thing about Thailand's part time hookers is you can't expect them to speak a whole lot of English. Since they do not interact with foreigners like bar girls do on a daily basis you may face a huge language barrier.

Though I've never seen that issue get in the way especially if she's a good looker.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Bangkok's Heaven@4 Hotel - Book 4 Nights Pay for 3 Nights Special

I've mentioned Heaven@4 hotel located on Sukhumvit soi 4 many times because of their ongoing discounts. And I've had some emails coming in asking where specifically are the stay 4 nights pay for 3 nights deal.

There's Good News and Bad News


Starting with the good news, the discount is alive and well. You can locate the discount here on my hotel room booking website.

As you can see from the screen shot below the total including taxes comes out to 4500THB divided by 4 nights comes out to 1125THB or $37USD per night for a superior room. That's not a bad price at all to pay for a hotel located just minutes away from Nana Plaza's go go bars and all of the Thai hookers on display surrounding the hotel.

Rooms available June 2013
There are four room types at this Heaven@4 and every room has the stay 4 nights and pay for 3 deal. Not every room has a window, though on my hotel reservation website you can make a request for one. But this hotel is so popular there's no guarantee you'll get a room with a window upon arrival.

Which leads me to the bad news. It's hard to get a room at Heaven because this discount is so popular. I did a quick search and there are rooms available this month, however when I plugged in some travel dates for July to September it seems all rooms are filled.

I checked for next month and none were available
Now I'm not saying you shouldn't try and check for yourself to see if this deal is still around for your travel dates. Room availability can change at a drop of a hat. And no I do not have control over room availability so I can't get you a room. So I recommend that if Heaven@4 fits your budget just check often because you can get lucky.

I also have to add that just because I see rooms available in June as of now doesn't mean you will see them available at the moment you check. So if you're coming to Bangkok this month I suggest making a booking here ASAP.

Oh, I do have to add that the hotel requires 1000THB room deposit upon check in. Sounds like a hefty deposit, and true, not many Thai hotels ask for deposits. Funny thing is that because the hotel is so close to Thai street hookers and beer bars it's a dangerous combination.

To put it simply, drunk guys and hookers in a room can result in broken lamps and frequent raids on the mini bar. So the hotel management just wants to protect their own interest in case of such events.

A Look at Bangkok's Patpong's Pay for Play

Like a lot of visitors to Bangkok's naughty nightlife many years ago, Patpong was the first red light district I stepped foot in the city. Patpong was all the rave a few decades ago and pretty much kicked off the seedy reputation of Bangkok.

As the years went on and the internet was at everyone's finger tips, information about Bangkok's infamous nightlife was easily accessed. And most of the info back then pointed to the Patpong's naughty go go bars and sex shows where tired worn out Thai prostitutes launched ping pong balls from their vaginas into customers beer glasses. You can find a map of Patpong's go go bars here.

That was then. Today Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy has pretty much taken all the luster out of Patpong's lime light plus a hefty share of customers particularly Western sex tourists. Though that doesn't mean Patpong is dead at all. The sex shows and go go bars are still there though the atmosphere has changed greatly (more on that later).

One of my best friends I hang out frequently with is an expat from Japan. Like me, today he visits mostly Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy. And like me his first time with a Thai hooker was in a short time room in Patpong.

According to him he says a lot of Japanese men are sexually adventurous. And they will try a lot of things just to get their rocks off, including ladyboys either pre-op or post-op. Sure enough, a  lot of Patpong's clientele are Japanese.


One of the reasons why most guys (at least the ones that I know) don't like venturing to Patpong's go go bars because most of the most popular venues have a mix of genuine girls and ladyboys. A lot of guys have a hard time telling the difference between the two until it's too late when they're in a room and both drop their shorts. And what's worse is discovering that the ladyboy's cock is bigger than theirs.

While Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza's go go bars are strictly segregated so customers can avoid any such uncomfortable embarrassing situations.

A lot of Asian tourists as I can see with my own eyes and of course there are a fair share of Westerners too don't mind mixing it up with the other team. So in a way, this red light district is offering it's services to satisfy that type of clientele. This is not to say that guys who are strictly into girls will not find a bar girl who's panties they want to get into.

Whether you have something against ladyboys or not they are a big part of Bangkok's pay for play scene. And if you have a bigger problem with gays then you might not like Patpong because it is the sole gay nightlife center in the city tailor made for gay foreigners.

But if you can see the trees through the forest correctly, Patpong has a lot of fine looking 100% female talent. I particularly like the bar girls employed at King's Castle 1 and King's Castle 2, both located on Patpong soi 1.

Drink prices at the bars I visit are reasonable. A bottle of Singh will set you back 130THB to 150THB. Lady drinks are around the same price. And I find that the ladies overcharge on their short time and long time rates but you can always talk the price down to a reasonable level. Depending on the girl I like for example at King's Castle 2 I'll keep a price in mind. Short time I offer up 1500THB. For long time I paid about 4000THB once.

Also should mention about Club Electric Blue on Patpong soi 2. Only been there a like 5 or 6 times, it's a great atmosphere and the girls are fun too. It's a very well run bar and kudos to their management. All 100% females inside by the way.

As I recall there used to be a lot more soapies too above Surawongse road. Now there are a few that I know about, Takara Massage on Patpong soi 1 next to Gold Fingers go go bar and New Versailles which is around the corner from the Rose Hotel. I haven't been to either one since last year. I went with a few friends and saw that the talent wasn't up to par. But to their defense we were their late afternoon, so it's understandable that if they had any better looking girls, they wouldn't be there until night time.

If you're interested I'll be visiting Takara and New Versailles soapy massage really soon and will be writing a post about it. So check back often.

There are many Thai massage parlors with happy endings though they are not all located on the main drag of Silom or Surawongse road. The usual one that I go to is Ben Ten Massage on Silom soi 6. They have clean rooms, good service but most importantly okay looking girls. I typically go there for the oil massage.

So what's up with Patpong? Why would most guys shun a visit there? Well the area is totally commercialized. Almost every nook and corner on Silom is a night market, particularly on Patpong soi 1. So you get a big mix of all types of tourists of all ages.


One of my buddies swore off Patpong because he said he had to get through too many baby strollers to get to a go go bar. Personally, I don't think it's that bad but yes, you do see foreign families pushing strollers with teens figuring out which fake brand name jeans to buy.

Once I was in King's Castle 2 and normally I always sit near the front entrance. All of the best go go bars have their best looking girls in the front in full view of passerbys on the streets. This is how they get you in and it works.

Anyways, I was sitting on a stool and I had this hot bar girl on my lap. I was fooling around squeezing her tits and ass. And I had a feeling somebody was staring at me. Off the corner of my eye I saw two old female tourists standing by the front entrance looking right at me. They looked liked nuns and probably were and they had the eyes of extreme disapproval.

My mom never caught me jerking off but if I had to describe how I felt at that time that would be it. They were eventually ushered off but talk about a mood killer.