Saturday, October 29, 2016

An Update on Your Upcoming Visit to Bangkok and Pattaya

A Quick Rundown

Although I'm still in Malaysia my friends living in Bangkok and Pattaya have kept me updated on what's been happening since the passing of Thailand's beloved King.

From the onset it seemed the government was initiating a complete and utter shut down of entertainment venues indefinitely.

As of now the government has deemed that type of policy would utterly destroy tourism. And it would. Even though the country's red light districts doesn't account as a large percentage according to official figures. But to me it would make a noticeable dent.

Go Go Bars Are Open (Sort of)

Go Go bars in Bangkok and Pattaya are operating but not as usual. You'll notice things will be slightly quieter or muffled. Loud thumping music is which a prerequisite for bars have lowered their decibels out of respect.

Though in Pattaya go go bars were closing earlier, around 1am. Not sure how long that will go on but not long is my guess.

But it's business as usual.

Oil and Soapy Massage

These joints have not been affected at all. Since no loud music is played inside and the doors are already closed.

Beer Bars and Street Hookers

Ladies have to eat. You'll still find freelancers on the streets as well as in beer bars. Don't be alarmed. They'll be dressed either in black or white or both. It's just out of respect again.

Probably a good idea for you to pack a few black or white shirts as well for your trip.

Saturday, October 15, 2016

An Update on Visiting Thailand...

I wrote a post yesterday about what to expect if you're coming to Thailand's red light districts in the near future.

Now I can't predict what will happen of course but so far Thailand Tourists Authority put this info out http://www.tatnews.org/recommendations-regarding-mourning-period-for-his-majesty-king-bhumibol-adulyadej/ to clarify a couple of things.

From tat news.org website
According to the 3rd bullet point, it's entirely up to bar and nightclub owners for how long they want to close. This is as official as it gets. There has been no mandatory days of closing set by the government as reported earlier.

I'm assuming all go go bars will close for just a short period of time. A closed bar is a bar that bleeds money. How many days is anyones guess but I would assume it wouldn't be too long.

And don't expect music in bars to go full blast either anytime soon. I can just imagine that the sounds of go go bar girls' high heels scraping along the stage will be a lot louder than the DJs music.

So far the outlook for Thailand's nightlife industry is not as bleak as it could be. Hell even the Thai stock markets has jumped due to the smooth transition. In another words, no shit has hit the fan.

Friday, October 14, 2016

What to Expect in Thailand the Coming Months...

Info for Travelers Too Late to Cancel Their Trips to Thailand's Red Light Districts...

Traditionally the month of October kicks off the high season for visitors heading to Bangkok or Pattaya for the red light districts.

But after the recent death of the King of Thailand the country is in a state of mourning. How long will the country mourn for now is hard to say. King Bhumibol Adulyadej is much beloved and revered in the country so it's safe to say it could be a long while.

I Can't Cancel My Trip, What Can I Do?

Even though your choices for finding Thai working girls has been reduced, anyone can still find what they're looking for here in Bangkok or Pattaya.

In general, any establishment playing loud music will have to shut down. Because loud music is equated with celebration. So without a question go go bars will remain closed. Until when I'm not sure.

Which is very bad news for Nana, Patpong, Soi Cowboy in Bangkok and Walking Street out in Pattaya. I've never been a big fan of overpriced go go bars anyways. But they certainly are a great place to hang out with a group of friends and enjoy going in once in awhile.

Oil Massage Shops and Soapies Are Still Your Best Options

Because oil massage shops and soapies do not play loud music and not really a "celebratory" type of business they will remain open. However, some of those businesses may close for a few days or up to a week as a show of respect.

And I've been saying this for a long time, oil massage shops in Bangkok is the best place to find good looking girls and the price is cheaper than go go bars. And there are many nice affordable hotels near the oil massage shops.

Freelance Thai Hookers in Beer Bars, Discos and Clubs

Beer bars can most likely remain open as alcohol can still be sold. Beer bars such as the ones found around Nana Soi 4 and Soi 7 Beer Garden can be open for business. They just can not play loud music.

Thermae sell alcohol and yes they do have music. But much like beer bars they don't have to turn it on. Freelance Thai hookers in Thermae will most likely be dressed in black or white as a show of respect though. But you can still pick them up.

After hour discos and clubs however is a total different story. These types of venues depend on  music in ear splitting decibels to draw in customers and street hookers.

I never really promoted escort services either because I don't find much use for them. However, due to the recent situation, I'm guessing a lot of go go girls that are temporarily unemployed may look for work at an escort service.

But if you don't want to pay crazy escort rate prices I suggest looking at WeChat, Tinder (or Grindr if that's cup of tea).

Bangkok Backpage has been used by a lot of my friends looking to save some money on hooking up with Thai girls with a lot of success.

The Bottom Line

Any business catering to sex tourists in Thailand playing loud music and dancing will be closed until further notice.

Sex workers in Thailand have to work and earn money. If they don't they'll starve and get thrown out of their apartments. If you've known a working girl long enough you will find out that they spend money as fast as they can make it.

And there's no way in hell they're going to work at a "normal" job after the taste of fast money.

With all the go go bar girls temporarily unemployed they have to go somewhere to find customers right?

My guess is you're going to find more girls inside beer bars and perhaps on the streets of Sukhumvit. There could be a lot more sex workers outside of Nana Plaza Hotel's parking lot and between Nana Soi 4 down to Sukhumvit Soi 15.

If you're still traveling to Thailand this month or the next you might want to pack some black or white shirts as a show of respect as well.

Friday, October 7, 2016

Back in Bangkok for a Few Days

Because of all the rain that's been going on I had to head back to my house in Bangkok. The neighborhood I live in is prone to flooding like most of the city is.

So far everything is okay. But for the businesses in the red light districts maybe it's not so good. With all the rain ladies working in the industry can't get to work.

Since the majority of working girls live away from Sukhumvit or Patpong where the red light districts are centered, ladies can have a difficult time getting to freelance bars and go go bars.

This doesn't mean go go bars will be empty. Because bar girls get penalized if they don't get their asses to work. So there is motivation for girls to get into their bikinis and shake their asses in front of customers' faces.

Freelance bars are a whole different story. I went over to Thermae on a particularly rainy night around 11pm and the place was not as packed as it could be. Even customers seem to have stayed in their hotel rooms as one of my favorite waiters told me it's been quiet.

We're in October now which is the final leg of the rainy season in Thailand. But this rainy weather seems quite peculiar and stubborn so who knows it might even go well into November which is the start of the cool season. It's happened before.

So What's a Guy to Do?

Well I already mentioned many bar girls can't get to their places of work. That doesn't mean there's a shortage of ladies to bar fine and take back to your hotel room. But there is no doubt many establishments are quieter. But you didn't fly halfway around the world for nothing right? And you don't want to stay inside your hotel room and jerk off all by your lonesome self, right?

One alternative is to head to Phrom Phong's oil massage parlors. If you do a search on a blog here I've written extensive posts on oil massage parlors. These joints don't just polish your knob. They do full service.

Pretty much all oil massage shops in Phrom Phong have massage girls living on premise. Though the better looking massage girls live just a little bit further away because they can afford it.

And Phrom Phong has a lot of decent hotels nearby that are very close to the massage shops.

Monday, September 5, 2016

Pretty Dolls in Kuala Lumpur

An Early Christmas Gift from Yours Truly

After writing about my sex adventures in Kuala Lumpur where I'm residing now temporarily on this blog post about KL sex saunas and spas, I've been getting a lot of emails asking me to spill more beans about KL's nightlife and sex industry.

Like Thailand, prostitution is technically illegal in Malaysia. But it's tolerated.

KL is not really well known as a hot bed of Asian prostitutes to most foreigners like Bangkok is. But the pay for play scene in KL is alive and kicking. Even though prostitution is illegal in KL, you can very easily find hookers to keep you company.

For example check out prettydoll888.com. I think this is the same group that ran JJ Spa. This is one of the best kept secrets I can divulge to the rest of you perverts looking to pay to spend some time with some very pretty girls.

Uzbek or not Uzbek? But damn she was fine and hot!

They provide girls from China, Vietnam, Laos and Indonesia. But they also have girls from Russia, "Uzbekistan" and "Korea".

I put Korea in quotes because I've been with a few of their "Korean Girls" but I eventually found out they are not Korean at all.

I know more than a few Korean words and I've even lived in South Korea in the late 90's briefly. When I tried to speak to them all I got were awkward smiles.

So where the f**k are they from? If I had to make an educated guess, I would say the few "Korean" girls I paid for are from Mongolia.

Why the charade? If you don't know it by now these days Korean girls are hot and in demand to Southeast Asian males. South Korean girl bands look amazing in their music videos and you can bet your ass that a lot of Malaysian dudes were spanking their monkeys to Girl's Generation videos like I have.

Besides real Korean hookers can make a shit load more money in South Korea than they can in Malaysia. So there would be no reason at all why Korean hookers would want to go to KL for work. Not unless they're from North Korea but that's a whole different story.

Prettydoll888 is capitalizing on that fact that local Malay men would love to have a go at desirable Korean women. But if they can't get real Korean girls they might as well get the next best thing.

Which is women from Mongolia. That's right, I think the women advertised in Prettydoll888 as Korean actually hail from Mongolia. And they cost RM280 for 45 minutes and 1 shot.

You'll see on Prettydoll888 that they also have women from "Uzbekistan" costing RM230 for 45 minutes 1 shot too. If you look at their website you'll see that their Uzbek girls look Asian. Although that is possible, are they really from Uzbekistan? I can't speak Russian but I'm willing to bet their Uzbek girls are actually from Mongolia too.

You can find Prettydoll888 on premise of Q House Hotel in Kuala Lumpur

Now they do have a few Russian girls and I can confidently confirm that Prettydoll888 actually have girls from Russia. I banged and spoke to them that's how I know. Russian girls cost RM330 for 45 minutes and 1 shot too.

Personally, I don't really care for where their girls come from. I just know Prettydoll888 girls are hot. The group that runs these girls really know how to select their girls and I applaud them for it. And it's hard to share this bit of information with the rest of you perverts.

China girls price start from RM230. Indonesian and Vietnamese girls start at RM180 and are the cheapest.

But Here's How to Find Prettydoll888 in KL

The nearest KL Monorail station to Q Hotel is called Medan Tuanku station in Chow Kit.

Prettydoll888 is inside of the Q Hotel Kuala Lumpur for incall service.  It was formerly called the Citrus Hotel and this is a decent budget hotel in the city if you're planning to fool around in KL. It's not a 4 star hotel more like a 2 or 3 star. And I can tell you from experience their beds are quite comfortable.

Prettydoll888 operates from the 3rd to 5th floor of the hotel. There's no spa or massage service. It's a straight up bang and go shop. They pretty much booked most of the rooms on those floors.

Don't mind the Citrus Hotel name on the map it is not updated. Q Hotel recently took over .

Sorry guys, I didn't make a video walking to Q Hotel because the walk takes about 10 minutes and I have to cross a few roads with a lot of traffic. But believe me it's easy to find Q Hotel, especially when you use google maps.

The main entrance of Q Hotel

Q Hotel Elevator in lobby. Remember, head to either 3rd, 4th or 5th floor to find the guys working for Prettydoll888

The eastern side of Q Hotel. You will see this building while walking towards Q Hotel.

When you get to the floor you meet a guy sitting right outside the elevator. Just say Prettydoll and tell them what girl you're looking for. Let's just call he guy what he really is which is a pimp.

Q Hotel elevators. Not sure why but this ugly green is in a lot of KL business establishments.

Or you can ask to see every girl available. The pimp will take you to each room they're staying in. I recommend visually inspecting the girls up front. They don't look exactly like their photos,  but very close. And most of the girls are quite beautiful regardless.

The pimps that manage the girls can speak English so no problems at all communicating with them. And one important thing to note is you pay the girls directly. You don't pay the pimps. And tipping is not necessary. Not unless you want to or course.

Prettydoll888 is also an escort service in KL. Just check their website for outcall rates.

So there it is. An early gift from yours truly. Enjoy!

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Dining At The Y and Getting BJs

Going Down on Thai Hookers - Good Idea or Not?

I get tons of emails from guys asking me if it's safe to eat out a Thai hooker's pussy. Dining at the Y or DATY for short. Just picture a girl with her legs up in the air and you'll get the picture.

The easy answer is no. Of all the years I've been messing around with prostitutes I have only went down on one or two girls. But those girls were hot, on the 1 to 10 scale they were a 12 and a very good friend of mine paid a lot of Baht to get those girls for me.

But I haven't been one to perform cunnilingus on any women. Not even when I was still married to my ex-wife.  And one of the reasons why she divorced me I suppose. I just find it unappealing. But that's me. If you enjoy go for it. But I'd prefer sticking my face in a rare T-Bone steak.

Though there is another reason why I don't enjoy DATY on any hookers. Let's use a bit of visual reinforcement here.

Picture yourself at a go go bar. If you're reading this and inside a go go bar now this will be a lot more effective.

Take a good look at the customers sitting next to you on your left. Now take a long hard look to your right. Notice they are all a bunch of degenerate mouth breathers. Now imagine all of them pile driving into a bar girl in a short time room. You still want to put your mouth on that? It's up to you. To me, that's just plain old nasty.

I have a lot of friends who enjoy DATY. As much as they claim to regret doing it afterwards they still do it! Though I think a few stopped after catching herpes. So yes, you can catch nasty STDs!

But there is another way I always look at it. When I'm with a Thai hooker I want her to pleasure me. I'm paying for it after all. If she wanted me to pleasure her she has got to pay me or at least give me a discount. Performing cunnilingus has never given me pleasure. So why the hell should I do it?

My goal is to bang as many women as I can like the late great Wilt Chamberlain. To date I believe I'm just short 19,900.

Getting BJs in Bangkok

I also get a lot of questions asking me if bare back blow jobs are safe from Thai hookers. The answer is there is still a risk of catching something infectious like a drippy dick. You can still get genital herpes on the receiving end of a BJ. As of yet, you can't catch anything that pills and shots can't take care of.

That said, I am guilty. I've had a lot of uncovered blow jobs from Thai hookers. Every year I get a complete check up and I'm clean as a whistle (knock on wood).

But that's because I make my own judgements and I set my own limits on the risk I'm willing to take with Thai prostitutes.

I avoid BJ's from Thai girls wearing braces. Cause let's just face it. Metal braces rubbing on your shaft is just an invitation to disaster.

But hey I get it. Even though there is a certain risk of catching something I still can't resist a BJ from a pretty girl. And my smile turns into a frown when she whips out a condom and gives me a covered BJ.  And if she does I will never object to it. And you shouldn't either as she's only doing this for her safety as well as yours.

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Not a Bad Way to Spend a Rainy Day...

Last week I made a quick trip back to Bangkok to check on my home again because of all the rain that's been pouring down.

So I had a chance to meet up with a few friends for a beer and then move on to get an oil massage somewhere along Sukhumvit Soi 22. I'll make a map of this soi soon there are a bunch of oil massage shops. Some look like there's no funny business going on inside but from the looks and playfulness of the massage girls outside of the shops I think they'll do more than just rub your backs.

Anyways we decided to head over to BKK48 Massage. I haven't been there in awhile but the times that I went I've always had a pretty good experience.

When we got there we saw a piece of paper taped to the storefront saying they are closed on July 4th for renovations. But we got there the day after and they were still closed. I would like to go back and check out what kind renovations they're going through.

Maybe because of all trouble brewing for the soapy massage parlors in Huay Kwang many oil massage parlors are putting in bathtubs to pick up the slack. I know Angels Massage put in some jacuzzis as an extra option for customers looking for a soapy experience.

I also passed by Bit Style Massage which is just a few shops away from BKK48 Massage. We were tempted to just go in since started raining heavy again. I didn't really have a good time there last year but maybe it's about time I head back there for another look see.

However, one of my friends suggested we head over to Analisa Massage. This is the same guy that introduced me to Analisa in the first place. That's because he likes having a finger in his ass while getting jacked off.

Never been to this room in Analisa

There's even a sofa. Analisa is also well known for freaky services.

Getting a "prostate massage" is something I don't like personally but Analisa has some girls with some decent massage skills. The hand job or blow job afterwards is just a nice finish. So I didn't mind heading over there again.

I didn't even bother choosing a girl this time. Analisa girls are okay when it comes to looks but they are better known for their services. And I did get a good massage with a nice BJ finish. This time though the massage girls used a cherry flavored condom on me with a slight thinner material. The last few times I've been to Analisa the girls used these industrial strength condoms and I couldn't feel a thing.

So a good change at Analisa.

Finally if you've been following what's been happening around on the soapy massage scene in Huay Kwang it seems like Nataree is still closed with Alaina Massage being affected too. Both are owned by the same guy.

From what I've been reading it seems like the owner hasn't been playing nice with the authorities. Which is one of the reasons why Nataree and Alaina closed for now.

All the other soapies along Ratchada have not been affected and it's business as usual. But if you're scared to go check one out for now I suggest going to the oil massage shops along Phrom Phong that you may search on this blog.

Personally I've always favored the oil massage shops.

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Bangkok's Nataree Soapy Massage Got Raided

Last night Nataree Massage, one of my favorite soapy in Bangkok got paid a visit by the good ol' boys in brown. But don't worry, they weren't after customers. If the cops were they wouldn't go in on a Tuesday. They would do it on a weekend when Nataree is at it's busiest.

You see, Nataree always had this reputation for employing under-aged girls. Last nights police raid netted 10 girls under the age of 18. According to some reports foreigners employed by Nataree were arrested too. I am not aware of any foreigners working inside Nataree.

But I wouldn't be surprised if most of the under-aged girls were all not from Thailand.

At least 100 soapy and sideline girls were detained as well, take a look at http://news.sanook.com/2008094/ and you'll see a photo of Nataree's lobby filled with corner to corner prostitutes. According to the report the police did a 3 month undercover operation. That must have been a lot of fun. I can just imagine the amount of investigators clamoring to be involved in the case.

From the reports I've seen, no customers were arrested. This was strictly an operation to stop under-aged prostitutes.

I called one of the papasans I am friendly with in Nataree and he didn't want to say too much. But he says they should be back to business as normal in a few days.

Nataree Massage is located in Huay Kwang along Ratchadapisek Road. If you're not familiar with that area there are about 5 other soapies in the immediate vicinity. Nataree just had a bad night and got caught with under-aged sex workers.

For all the other soapy massage parlors in the area it's business as usual.

Friday, May 13, 2016

5 Bangkok Oil Massage Shops You Will Love

My First Top 5 Oil Massage Shops in Bangkok Review

There's a reason why I never made a top 5 Bangkok oil massage shop review before. It's because I don't like sharing my favorite places with the rest of you mouth breathers. Though I have made a top 5 soapy massage review not too long ago here. See, I'm not a selfish bastard after all.

But here's a confession. I prefer body oil massage shops with happy endings over soapy massage parlors. For some reason, the working girls inside oil massage parlors are prettier. And most of them actually do have some massage skills.

That's because a lot of the girls working in oil massage shops actually started working in massage shops that have a no strict no sex policy. Then one day they realize they can get more money by offering customers extras like a rub and tug for a little bit more money. And they certainly do know they'll make more money by working at a full service sex massage shop especially in Bangkok.

Another reason why I prefer oil massage shops is because they provide more exciting services. Nuru massage, balls massage, 4 hands massage and even a bit of role play are easily provided by such establishments.

Also, pretty much all the best body on body oil massage shops are next to each other or a walking distance as well.

Some of the shops I mention below are shops that I have already reviewed before. I've been to many other new shops that have opened but I tell you, my favorites still remain the best.

But I'm going to make this review a little different. For example I know guys want to find out which massage shop has the best nuru gel body on body massage. Or the best prostate massage. And of course which oil massage shop in Bangkok employ the hottest girls.

Incall or Outcall

Every shop I recommend has hot massage girls. And every shop I review below I'll include a link to their website so that you can check out photos of their girls. Problem is these types of businesses may not have updated their photos. So if you choose a girl on their website by calling them to send up to your room they will not tell you that girl is busy or not working anymore. They'll just send up any girl that vaguely looks like the one you chose.

Oil massage shop owners won't do this to you if they know you if you are a repeat customer however. That's the reason why I always tell newbies they should go to the massage parlor and take a look at the girls on premise. So if you're a newbie, don't be lazy. Get your ass out to a massage shop and get laid. Because I lot of the girls I see inside the shops do not have their photos up on websites.

And now, here's my list of the top 5 oil massage shops you should visit in Bangkok:

1. Mitu Massage (website) located on Sukhumvit Soi 33 right inside the stair entrance of S33 Sukhumvit Compact Hotel (which is guest friendly by the way). Bangkok has a lot of oil massage shops with happy endings so a business really has to stand out in order to compete. I'm giving Mitu Massage an award for standing out and being the most unique sex shop in Bangkok. It's a Japanese inspired parlor providing services that Japanese clientele or most Asian sex freaks recognize. Like anal rimming and cat baths. If you haven't tried it don't knock it.

I also give Mitu Massage a thumbs up for utilizing social media. I've always told massage parlors if they want customers they got to show them how easy it is to find their shop and that Bangkok is not a scary place. That video above shows walking from Phrom Phong BTS Sky Train exit #4 and only takes about 6 minutes to get to Mitu from there.

Granted Mitu is not the cheapest sex massage parlor on this list it's the price you'll have to pay for good looking Thai massage girls. Mitu has two different types of service girls, No Hand Massage Girls and Regular Massage Girls.

Don't get freaked out, no hands doesn't mean their girls have no arms. This means they'll use their tongues which is called a cat bath. They'll use their breast, thighs and ass to rub all over your body. Mitu's no hand massage girls cost a lot though, 70 minutes for 3000THB. But I tell you, it might be worth it because their no hand massage girls sure are fine looking.

2. Analisa Massage (website) - Prostate massages are a big thing these days I hear. I guess that's because most of us are of age and need to get our prostates checked. So why have a guy doctor put his finger in your ass if you can get some young Thai sweet honey to do it for you?

Analisa also provides customers nuru body on body massage services but the best shop for that service is revealed below.

Also I just check out their website while writing this post and I noticed Analisa has these special rates which is not bad for a quick release and go:

Testicle Massage and finished    30 mins               800 Baht
Testicle and   BJ finished          30 mins                 1,000 Baht
Testicle +Prostate Massage    45 mins                   1 ,000Baht

Analisa is probably the most well known finger in your hole massage shop with happy endings. Their real claim to fame is the tantric massage which starts at 2200THB for 1 hour. I usually go for the 90 minutes which cost 2400THB. I wrote a full recent review of Analisa here so you can check it out. You'll also find out where Analisa Massage is by reading that post. Also Tantra Massage which is across from Analisa is by the same owner and worth checking out too.

Lots of oil massage shops in this area. Which is why it's a good place to stay in a hotel.
These 4 hotels are good choices and all are guest friendly confirmed and near the oil massage parlors:

Nantra 39 Sukhumvit - 1400THB per night
24 Inn - 1400THB per night
Arize Hotel Sukhumvit - 2200THB per night
Emporium Suites Chatrium - 3500THB per night

3. Can Cam Massage (website) - Is located right on Sukhumvit Soi 24/1 or what I prefer to call "Oily Massage Row".  That whole strip went through some kind of quick transformation so many shops have either renovated or newly opened a year ago. If you want the best nuru gel massage experience than you will like Can Cam Massage.

I came to this shop because while I was walking past one day with the intention of going to Angel 26 Massage this cute Thai girl, made out to look like a Japanese girl really got my juices flowing.

It was my first time trying Can Cam so I asked them how much for a 90 minute nuru massage. The price was 2800THB which was acceptable. Plus did I mention the massage girl I chose was smoking hot. She was 22 years old, had reddish brown hair and even though she had fake nose and chin I could care less because her tits were natural and ample enough.

Second time I went there in a week the first girl I saw was busy. I should've made an appointment. Anyways I chose another girl who wasn't as hot, but her nuru massage body gliding skills was of olympic level. It's a Japanese run shop as well as most of the oil massage shops on 24/1 are these days so maybe the boss is cracking the whip so the girls are performing much better and harder!

4. Premier 101 Massage (website) is located on Sukhumvit Soi 26 alley (see map above) so it's really easy to find as well because it's not far from oily massage row. Even though most of the girls I liked when I first went there years ago are now gone, Premier 101 Massage still manages to find top quality Thai massage girls.

I wrote a review about them on this blog post 3 years ago. They don't do anything fancy at all. No ass licking or nuru massage. They only have Thai, oil and lotion massage. No fuss no muss. But they do have possibly the best looking massage girls in Bangkok. And that's a tall order. But you have to go there on weekends where the most girls show up for work. Also, ask to see the girls up front instead of rely on the picture books.

5. Angel 26 Massage (website) is located on the end of Sukhumvit Soi 24/1 also right on oily massage row. Angel 26 gets the award for the worst website design. Like I should complain. Anyways they advertise that they have around 60 massage girls on the weekends afternoon time.

They could be exaggerating but one time I went there during an afternoon weekend and I saw at least 40 girls inside the ladies waiting room. And there were at least 6 or 8 guys in the sitting area waiting for their friends which means there had to be 8 girls upstairs.

Now with that amount of massage girls you are going to find a girl you want to bang. I know a lot of guys don't want to waste too much time bouncing around looking for their type.

But Angel 26 Massage is well known for employing the most massage girls on premise because they can handle the capacity. They are one of the biggest operating sex oil massage shops in Bangkok.

I also like that Angels 26 charge separate price for sex which is 1500THB for full service. Massage you have to pay separately.

These days, Angels is trying to differentiate themselves by offering jacuzzi rooms. Plus they have really spruced up their rooms because years ago it was in really bad shape. But today it's way better.


I've been to many oil massage shops in Bangkok through the years. Many have opened and closed. But it seems that the older more established massage shops have stayed strong through the years. But I can certainly say it doesn't get boring whenever I have to make these kinds of reviews.

Sunday, May 8, 2016

The Best Pick Up Bar in Bangkok Just Got Better

The Thermae Bar on Sukhumvit Soi 15 - The Best Pick Up Joint in Bangkok

I've done a review about the Thermae Bar in Bangkok before but it's time for an updated post. I've been a regular at the Thermae longer than I can remember. To me, it's simply the best spot to pick up Thai prostitutes in Bangkok. There's no need to pay a bar fine, no need to buy lady drinks unless you want to. And for the past week I've been keeping some friends company and we've been dropping by the Thermae nearly everyday. It was fun times indeed!

Like me, they prefer a quieter places to check out Bangkok's finest freelance hookers while chatting over our reasonably priced alcohol without shouting over loud blaring music. The Thermae is not a go go bar nor is it considered a beer bar.

The Thermae Bar is a perfect meeting point for friends who have a habit of running late. Because you can always check out the available working girls standing around the bar while waiting.

The bar has about 30 to 40 girls Thai working girls inside charging from 1200THB to 2000THB for short time. All of the girls do not work directly for the bar. So no need to pay a bar fine. And no need to by lady drinks either. But you should just to be nice and besides Thermae's prices for drinks are not crazy expensive like go go bars. The girls are just as happy to get up and go with you for a quick romp in the bed.

And as an added convenience you can always stay at the Ruamchitt Hotel, which is a very popular budget hotel right on Sukhumvit near the red light districts. If you're not a guess at the Ruamchitt you have to pay 500THB to use their rooms for 1 hour. Because Thermae Bar is right downstairs the Ruamchitt Hotel it is preferred by many of my friends on a budget. You can check for discount rates for Ruamchitt here.

Most of the girls inside are between 20 to 30 years of age. You may find a handful of Thai girls in their late teens. For guys looking for mature women the Thermae won't disappoint as well.

Take a good look at the video above and you'll get a good idea about the bar. I don't own the video but I wanted to show everyone what it's like to be inside. I tried taking photos inside (not of people of course) but it's just too dark inside and crowded to get a good pic on a camera phone. From the looks of the video it looks like it was recorded around 12am because there are so many ladies and customers guys standing around because no seats are available.

Before, I always told people to get to the Thermae at around 11pm, when the most girls pile inside looking for customers. Around 11pm there are at least 30 ladies while after 1am there could be around 40.

Now, for some reason there seems to be a lot of girls by 7pm. At least from what I counted there were around 20 and there were a handful of very cute girls.

Just like what I've said about the soapy massage parlors on my last post, there are now more new girls at the Thermae.

No ladyboys are allowed inside. It's like some kind of unwritten rule. However, if that's your flavor, there are usually around 6 ladyboys standing out of the Ruamchitt Hotel and Thermae Bar entrance. Be outside around 12am and you'll find about 12 dudes with tits trying to catch guys too drunk to tell the difference. Because some of those ladyboys look like models.

Thermae Bar Hooker Rates

This is really one of the best pick up joints in Bangkok because you can find cute Thai girls charge as low as 1500THB for short time. One friend took a lady who was in her late 30's for short time for 1000THB and he says she wasn't bad looking.

One cute Thai girl charged me 2000THB for short time and I get 2 shots. Yes, you can talk to the girls about how many times you can get off. A lot of the prostitutes inside Thermae are actually looking for multiple short time customers, where they can make the quickest Baht. From my experience if you ask them for long time rates after 12am to 1am they'll usually offer you cheaper rates. Long time rates you can expect to pay around 4000THB to 6000THB. As usual the more attractive the girl is the more expensive the price.

But I wouldn't try and be too cheap with them considering you don't have to pay for bar fines and overload them with lady drinks.

The "Jap Trap"

Thermae Bar has a reputation for overpriced Thai freelancers due to the high volume of Japanese customers, either Japanese expats our Japanese tourists. The Japanese have a reputation for paying absurd prices. I think it's a false stereotype. There are a lot of Europeans, Americans, Canadians, you name it that also pay crazy prices too.

And Thermae hookers also have a reputation for preferring Japanese men, which is kind of true. But don't let that fact make you miss out on visiting the Thermae.

I have met a lot of people that swear off going to the Thermae because of the "Jap Trap" reputation. If that were true there would only be Japanese inside. But it's not. If you go inside you'd find guys from all over the world.

No matter how you look at it, you can save a lot of money pickup up Thai freelancers at Thermae Bar. A can of cola cost 80THB, a bottle of beer cost a 100THB, there's zero bar fines to pay or pushy bar bar girls asking to buy drinks and tip money.

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

2016 Top 5 Bangkok Soapy Massage Review

This year it looks like soapy massage parlors in Bangkok is looking a lot better. I'm sure the influx of Chinese tourists has something to do with it. Because I have been noticing a lot more soapy massage ladies working in the fishbowls and doing side line jobs. Just makes my job reviewing soapies in Bangkok more fun.

After a week back in Bangkok showing some friends around Huay Kwang where all the best soapies are located I figured why not make a brand new updated post review on Bangkok's best soapy massage parlors! It's about time anyway. I don't think I made a review last year because the parlors haven't really changed that much.

But this year as I already mentioned I've been seeing a lot more ladies working especially light skinned Thai girls. I am also beginning to see more Thai massage girls on the plump side as well. It's well known that Indian customers prefer their woman with a bit more meat on them.

Well whether you like your girls skinny or fat I really think now is a good time to hit the soapies. Many of the papasans I've known for a long period of time have told me that many new girls are now on their roster. Which is good news for guys like me because I don't like to see the same faces all the time at some of my favorite soapy massage parlors.

But that's not all. There is also a major shake up on my top 5 favorite soapy parlor list!

My Top 5 Soapy Massage Parlors 2016

Amsterdam Massage Bangkok

1. Amsterdam Massage - ** October 23, 2016 Update - Amsterdam has taken over Emmanuelle's location. So Amsterdam location is closed. The current Emmanuelle location is now undergoing renovations. I will update on a new post as soon as I get new information.**

A few years ago when I made this top 5 list I think Amsterdam was number 4 or 5. Can't remember. But this time around they are definitely #1 in my book. Now I haven't been back to Amsterdam Massage since last year. I only went there this time around because I had a friend staying over at a hotel across Amsterdam called Grand Mercure Bangkok Fortune Hotel.

Anyways I got there on a Friday evening around 7pm. Inside looks the same with all the ladies sitting on one side of the wall. There were around 20 to 30 girls. Immediately at least 6 girls caught my eye. The place had a decent amount of customers sitting around either waiting for friends or they simply couldn't decide.

I picked a girl within minutes. No way was I going to let another guy pick her up first. Now I don't want to get into too much details or else this post will get too long. But to me there were at least 10 gorgeous Thai girls that I would love to have some alone time with. The remaining girls were not so bad looking either.

Prices for girls start at 1800THB for 1 hour. The girl I chose cost me 2400THB and she was worth it!

Nataree Massage Bangkok

2. Nataree Massage - For the longest time Nataree has been my #1 top pick for soapy massage. And they are still tops in my book. However, if you've been reading my blog you'll know the kinds of Thai girls I like, which is light skinned and tall.

Nataree still has a lot of cute Thai girls and a lot of them are young around 18 to early 20 years of age. But a lot of the side line girls found inside are petit and darker skinned. Nataree is still the best hunting ground for side liners because they have at least 30 to to 40 girls sitting around the lounge area waiting for customers.

Sideline girls at Nataree range from 1800THB up to 2600THB. Girls in the higher price range tend to be younger and newer in the industry.

There's also a fishbowl section too with what seemed like new girls to me too. A couple of them were pretty good looking with nice sized tits and pretty faces. Fishbowl girl prices at Nataree start at 1800THB. Maybe I'll be heading back to Nataree soon!

** June 2016 Update ** Nataree has shut down for being extra naughty. Is it permanent? I don't know. But you can check out their sister property Alaina Entertainment which is not far from Nataree.(Check map above for Alaina Entertainment location.)

Emmanuelle Massage Bangkok

3. Emmanuelle Massage - This is one of the first soapy massage I've ever been to way back. And Emmanuelle really used to be one of my favorites as well until a spout of bad management totally ruined the experience. They were once one of the most well known spots infamous for falang surcharge.

When I went back last week I was surprised to see a decent amount of hot massage girls behind the fishbowl. And their side line girls were just as gorgeous. I simply couldn't decide. So I asked about the prices first in English, crossing my fingers they won't rip me off.

The Papasan said 2100THB for the side line girls and fishbowl girls start at 1800THB, which sounds about right. I asked about one particular fishbowl girl with a gorgeous body and papasan quoted me 2300THB. That was a done deal so I chose her. And I'm glad I did as I had one of the best soapy experiences ever!

Ocean Entertainment Bangkok

4. Ocean Entertainment Massage -  Formerly Colonze 2, Ocean Entertainment Massage is under new management and they've brought in a lot of new talent. Downstairs is the fishbowl section with a handful of side liners. But I always head upstairs to the model section.

Seems like the new management has done something right. There were about 15 model category girls and I found at least 5 to my taste. Ocean entertainment model girls start at 2300THB for an hour. I chose a tall Chinese looking girl with gorgeous almond shaped eyes. Her tits were fake but I'm not complaining. I only wish she had some ass though.

Anyways Ocean Entertainment has been somewhat renovated, as the last year I went it seemed to be falling apart.

I forgot to check on the price for fishbowl girls and side liners because I didn't find any attractive girls in that area at that time. But they shouldn't be charging more than 2000THB for fishbowl girls and 2100THB for side liners.

5. Poseidon Entertainment Massage - My friends tell me Poseidon's selection of model girls have gotten a lot better through the years. And I agree, I went there last month and picked up a hot model. She was in her early 30's but man her body was hot and her was pretty. She cost 6000THB though for 45 minutes. But I don't care it was my friend's treat.

But the time I was there they had at least 3 Penthouse Model type girls. Normally you have to make reservations if you want to get with them. However, that day I believe some customer cancelled out some group orgy. Must be a guy with a lot of cash because he lost his deposit money.

Anyways I took a peek at their fishbowl girls and didn't find anyone attractive. But I've still got my memories of that hot girl I picked out from Poseidon's model girls!

By the way if you're planning on travel to Bangkok to try out these soapies there are quite a few good hotels near these soapies. I wrote a post here so you can check it out.

So there you have, my top 5 favorite soapy massage parlors in Bangkok review!

Lessons on Dating and Relationships with Thai Women

After sharing so much information on visiting Thailand's red light districts I know a lot of guys will eventually consider starting a relationship with a lovely Thai lady. But I know many tourists don't have a lot of options for meeting one in most normal social settings. And that the Thai women they first meet are the ones most likely working in the country's sex industry.

So now that I've taught you sex tourists how to find tail in Thailand, I'm going to give advice to guys who are working or on a long term vacation or retiring in Bangkok some Thai dating advice.

This post was actually written a few years ago but I never published it. Because there's so much information on dating Thai women that I thought my two cents wouldn't really matter. I've read other blogs regarding relationships with Thai women. Some of the information out there I can agree and some I don't agree with. But none of them are wrong. Everyones experience and opinions on dating Thai women is different.

However, on this post I'm going to cover some important subjects that you will not read about on other posts. And I'm going to share some valuable tips and advice based on what I have experienced and learned.

But the one thing we all agree on is you really have to be careful. There are a lot of dating horror stories. And there is always one common element in Thai women that you should really be cautious of. I'll explain more about that element below.

Also a few things have changed in the past years in the Thai dating scene. For one, social media has widened the field for connecting Thai Women and foreigners looking to hook up. Facebook is the most popular way followed by Instagram. And Tinder app is quickly gaining because it's so simple and easy to use for quick meet ups and sexual encounters.

Today Thai women looking to hook a falang boyfriend has never been easier. The same can be said for foreign men looking for a Thai sweetheart.

I wish that I could tell you that dating Thai women is guaranteed rainbows and sunshine. Chances are, your first encounter on Thai dating will not be your first. More often than not your success rate is quite low when it comes to finding the right Thai girl for a relationship the first time.

That said, I do hope you find the right girl in Thailand. And I'll help by laying out some signals that you should look out for.

Dating Thai Girls Can Be Fun, But...

To start off this post is not a rant. I did not have a recent bad breakup with a Thai girl. However, of the 20 years that I have been based in Thailand I have had a few really bad relationships with Thai hookers. Okay maybe more than a few.

Thankfully I have a lot of really good friends, both foreigners and Thais pull me out of bad situations and set me straight. So that I did not end up as one of those sad jumpers that took a swan dive off a condo balcony after a Thai sweetheart ran off.

I'm writing this post for the guys who need that little help to pull themselves out of la la land. So I'll say this up front. Don't get involved with Thai hookers. Period. You know a statement is important when it ends in two periods. They are not the girls you want to date.

Since that's clear, this post is about what guys should consider and think about before they jump forward and start dating Thai women. And when I say Thai women I am of course excluding any women working directly in the sex industry. This includes soapy massage girls, oily massage girls, bar girls and freelancers. Did I miss anything?

I wanted to make this clear because I don't want to offend any friends, both expats and Thais that are happily married with a well mannered and honest Thai lady. I would still like to get invites to their happy gatherings and drink all of their booze.

A Few Things You Should Know About Thai Women

In Thailand, like any other country women come from different levels of social economic backgrounds. For instance, you may come across the term Hi-So which is short for High Society.

Hi-So Thai women come from a wealthy family background. They are wealthy through various successful businesses or government connections. Hi-So Thai women are also either independently wealthy or simply taken care of by a rich mommy or daddy. And these women typically come from a Thai-Chinese background.

Then we have the complete polar opposite Lo-So (Low Society, if you're not paying attention) Thai women. These women come from farming backgrounds, mostly from the rural northeastern region of Thailand called Isaan.

That's not to say that every single person in Isaan is poor. But the fact is a majority of the girls working in the sex industry call Isaan their home.

But Lo-So is a label that encompasses anyone in the Thai population that isn't rich.  Now you're probably saying "No shit Jim. Really? There are poor and rich women in Thailand?"

This is an important point to bring up because any expat who has been living in the country for awhile will tell you that there is a huge disparity between the poor and rich. And the poor are desperate to get out of poverty and do whatever they can to get out. Why else would Thai women work in the sex industry or end up as minor wives or relent to being a mistress?

It's the Thai women's version of the rat race sort of. The race to gain more material wealth which is spurred on through Facebook and Instagram.

Now you're probably thinking well maybe you'll just date a Hi-So girl and problem solved. Hi-So women are not interested in dating foreign tourists sporting a fanny pack and wearing a old stained Singh beer tank top sleeping in hostels.

But if you're a foreigner with a successful background and the same or higher income and wealth level as herself then sure, you've got a shot dating a hot Hi-So Thai girl. I wrote about finding the "Good" Thai girls here.

In Thailand there are women in the middle income range too but they are not as desperate as lo-so women in wanting to gain material wealth. And from my experience they are happy enough living within their means and working hard at their jobs and marrying a Thai man. So you probably won't find them as much receptive to having a foreigner as a boyfriend or husband as they have no need for one.

But I have to say, Thai women with middle incomes are the types of women most of my foreigner friends have successful relationships with. They are married with a home or condo and kids.

Thai Lo-So Women

Lo-So girls are most likely the type of Thai women that you will most likely come across, particularly through social media meet ups. But also know many guys find them in bars and pubs, not the ones where hookers hang out though.

Many of these girls work low paying day jobs and are not involved directly in Thailand’s sex industry.  But these girls do contribute to the sex industry indirectly. After all if a guy meets a Thai girl on Facebook and flies half way around the world to meet her is not going there just to have lunch with her. And there's no such thing as a free lunch if you catch my drift.

If they can speak English it is most likely they’ve had falang boyfriends before. Even when English is taught in Thai government school it is very basic at best. So whenever you come across a Thai girl with a fair grasp of the English language she most likely picked it up from a past relationship with a foreigner.

That said, these girls may not have finished high school much less attend a university. They come from a poorer family background or at least in the low income range. And these women are the opposite of Hi-So and are deemed Lo-So though none of them will want to admit it. And besides labeled as Lo-So is demeaning and causes one to lose face. So I'm using the term loosely.

I label these girls as Lo-So and not gold diggers because even rich women can be gold diggers.

I want you to watch out for Thai girls who are desperate to be Hi-So. And there will be a lot. You will not believe what Lo-So Thai girls will do to get rich and make their friends jealous etc.

Now I'm not saying that all poor Thai girls are evil harpies. Finding a humble and kind hearted lady is possible and absolute gems. The aim of this post is not to bash all Thai women. And I don't want to paint Thai women negatively with a broad brush stroke.

It's just that there are a certain segment of Thai women you should really be cautious of which is the goal of this blog post.

The Quest to Be Hi-So

If you happen to follow (or stalk) Thai girls on Facebook you’ll often see them taking selfies in posh settings, holding a wad of Baht or brandishing a luxury hand bag showing it off whether it’s fake or not. What really matters to them is that they love to emanate a persona that they are of high society breed.

Take a look at this news article and you'll get a little glimpse of a Thai lady doing a bit of showing off. And she's rich. And many Thai women desperate for money want to be just like her.

Even though a vast majority of Thais are devout Buddhist, most Thai women love to show off their expensive material gains. They love it even more when they are able to show the lavish gifts their falang boyfriends have bought for them.

One mark of high society, in the minds of lower class Thais is the acquisition of a falang suitor. In such women’s minds having a foreigner on their corner lifts their status above their friends who don’t have a falang man. Such women may not say it outright but believe me that’s what they do think.

Their belief is that a foreigner has more money and in turn able to buy them more garbage to make them look better than anyone else.

I know what I just wrote makes Thai women with foreign boyfriends look like gold diggers. But we all know gold diggers exist all around the world. Just wanted to make that clear I realize that too so keep the nasty comments to a minimum please.

But what I say about Thai women being materialistic is very true. And they don’t hesitate to flaunt their newly acquired expensive items from their foreign lovers on Facebook and Instagram.

Now you might be asking why lower classed Thai women go through the trouble of finding a foreigner when English is not their primary language. Why don’t they just find a Thai guy with money? There have to be Thai men with cash, right?

There are a lot of Thai men that are well off. These guys can be small to medium sized business owners, salary men working at a good company and even government employees with a plush desk job and salary.

Thai men in the eyes of Thai women have a poor track record for fidelity. You can say foreign men are just as bad and you are right we are. We are just as bad as Thai men. However, Thai women will take a risk with a foreigner because they think they can get more money out of them quicker.

And also because Thai women are quite gullible. For example I know one Thai girl and she’s not  (directly) involved in the sex industry. But she picked up English through years of contacting and meeting up with men on Facebook or some Thai dating website.

She’s not the hottest looking girl but she still gets a lot of guys wanting to meet with her when they’re in Bangkok. She also tells me she meets a lot of foreigners on Facebook who claim that they work in foreign embassies.

I know for a fact due to security issues foreign government workers in embassies do not outright tell total strangers they work in an embassy. And she also says she hooked up with an astronaut, a hotel resort owner and the CEO of Coca-Cola. And she met all of them on Facebook and had sex with them. And after one night they all vanished. And she's still wondering why.

She's so easy because she's gullible enough to believe everything a foreigner says. And so desperate enough to land herself a rich man that she'll spread her legs easily.

Why Lower Classed Thai Women Chase Foreigners?

Thai women, especially the desperate ones that want fast cash are very manipulative. And foreigners can be just as gullible. I can't tell you how many times my mates and I choke on our beers when we hear someone say a bar girl they've fallen in love with is "special" or "different" then all the others. Maybe she is. But the laws of probability are against him.

Because foreigners can not speak the language Thai women with bad intentions find it easier to manipulate men. She can blame it on miscommunication.

It is very common for Thai women to go online searching for generous men who send money without any hesitation. All they have to do is write some sweet words, form some sort of internet relationship and perhaps he'll show her his erect penis on web cam. She'll squeal about his size and like magic he wire transfers money to her bank account. This is a true story, I actually sat behind a Thai lady friend of mine and watched her go to work on webcam, siphoning money from men desperate for the glowing admiration of Thai women. I never saw so many penises and cum in an hour.

I also know a group of Isaan girls who's goal is to find foreigners looking to retire in Thailand. There are many. Why retiring foreigners? Well they have to live somewhere right? Once these ladies hook a falang man, they then give them the idea to purchase a plot of land where they can live together. Problem is foreigners are not allowed to own land. So they have to rely on a Thai girlfriend or a wife to purchase a plot. Their intentions are not foul. However, they must feel pretty good to have a piece of land under their name.

Most Thai women who chase after foreigners also know that they are not highly desired by Thai men. Low classed Thai women may claim that they don’t want to get involved with a Thai man because they think they are unfaithful, poor and don't have the same good wholesome looks as a foreigner.

While in actuality, they will throw themselves at wealthy Thai men if given the opportunity. The thing is, Thai men, whether they be rich or poor, are attracted to Thai women with light skin. Even if a Thai man is dark skinned himself he still prefers light skinned Thai women.

If you take a walk around Bangkok’s upscale malls you will come across short dark skinned Thai men walking hand in hand with super attractive tall light skinned Thai female. It is very rare to see a wealthy dark skinned Thai male with a dark skinned Thai female.

A vast majority of Thai women, particularly Lo-Society women have dark skin tones. This can be hereditary or this can be from the years they've been working manual labor since they were children.

Foreign men, particularly those from the West don't care and find dark skin rather attractive. Men from other parts of Asia however share the same sentiment as Thai men.

And darker skinned Thai women know falangs don't give a damn about skin color which opens up the playing field for the all the ladies looking to attract a man.

Advice you Need to Know - Put on Your Big Boy Pants

If you are planning to get involved in a serious relationship with a Thai girl you have to “Man Up”. It is very easy for Thai women to manipulate and control you. A lot of the time it's because when you're visiting the country, you're on holiday mode. You don't speak the language or know the lay of the land so you rely on her 100%. Never leave your street smarts back home.

This doesn't mean you should be a macho dick. This just mean if something smells fishy and you know it ain't a fish then put your foot down and start asking questions.

Here's another story to illustrate my point. There's this guy named Vance and he works on an oil rig in the South China seas. It's hard dangerous work but he earns a decent salary. He heads back to Thailand two to three months out of the year to visit a girl in Bangkok he's been seeing for 5 years straight. Lets call his girlfriend Pim who sells cheap jewlery in flea markets a few times a week.

Vance lives over at Pim's small little government run flat whenever he visits. So he saves some money on hotels. But he pays for food and whatever small necessities Pim needs plus some sort of allowance. Matter of fact whenever Vance is out of the country, sometimes Pim would ask Vance if he could send some money for whatever reasons. Vance obliges of course.

One day Pim asked Vance if he could give her 200,000 Baht to open a clothing shop. She claimed she had already found the perfect location. He said yes. Months went by and Pim hadn't even started the business yet. As more time past Pim started asking for some more spending money. Vance inquired about the 200,000 Baht and she said she spent it on other necessities. Vance just accepted that answer and that was that.

This is a story Vance brought up just recently to me. Previously money issues never really bothered him. However, recently the oil industry is not doing so well. And his off shore oil rig job could possibly be in jeopardy. And he's still with Pim. And he knows eventually she'll be asking for more money. So he's worried and he asked me what I think he should do.

I normally keep my opinions regarding monetary support for Thai girls to myself. But in this case I told Vance he should put on his big boy pants and ask Pim what she spent with the initial 200,000 Baht he gave her. And it had better be a good answer before handing her some more of his hard earned cash. After all, she spent everything in 2 months.

Vance is a big tough no nonsense guy, tattooed from neck to toe. If you saw him in a dark alley you'd turn around and walk the other way. But against a little small Thai girl he's a complete idiot.

The Savior Syndrome

There are honest wholesome altruistic men like Vance who feel they have to help out a women that is financially disadvantaged. And Thailand is ground zero for needy women. You might have heard of the term "White Knight Syndrome". But I think the term "Savior Syndrome" is more proper because us white guys are not the only ones supporting Thai girlfriends and wives.

There is nothing wrong with taking care of your women. However, there are differences between taking care and throwing away money.

You may have the financial capability to buy jewelry and expensive handbags on the fly for your Thai honey. But you're just doing more bad than good. This is especially true if you have a gold digger on your hands. Remember, many Thai women are desperate and greedy when it comes to the finer things in life. These types of gold diggers are not emotionally mature or sane. They might even be paranoid when you're around other women, worried that they'll steal you away from her.

You really have to avoid the gold diggers even if you have the money to take care of one. I understand buying gifts is part of the dance in a relationship. And as the relationship progress you can gradually add more expensive give items.  But, seriously you've got to be reasonable.

Impressing the Wrong Thai Girls Can Get You in Trouble

You might say Vance is a moron for forking over that amount of money without some sort of oversight. And he's not stupid. I know the guy really well. However, he is a generous fellow and way too trusting if you asked me.

If you’re not rich, and you know you’re not rich, well then your little Thai honey has to know that too.

But I also believe if you can support a Thai girlfriend then you should do so. I still believe in paying for dinners, movies and maybe small “thanks for letting me bang you” for free gifts. It’s the least a gentleman can do.

However, if she hints for expensive items like a brand new Louis Vuitton bag and you know you can’t afford it you’re going to have to tell her.

If you’re reading this and you’re thinking right now “No shit Jim!” well I’m going to tell you there are a lot of guys who for whatever reason, do not know how to say no. It could be ego. I mean guys want their girls to know they can take care of them, right?

But there are also guys who don’t know how to say no to their girlfriends because they don’t have experience in a relationship. And that my friends is the worst case scenario.

Don’t Let Your Thai Girlfriend Take Control

A lot of guys with girlfriends in Thailand lose their common sense. Could be all that free sex they normally don't getting interfering with their normal brain functions.

Here’s another true story. I met a young German guy through a mutual friend let’s call him “Peter”. He met a Thai girl at a local pub in Phuket, let’s call her "Loy".

Loy has a reputation for being a real snob. Though she doesn’t have a lot of money, her Aunt was once a very successful business women but has since fallen on hard times. One day, Loy presented a friend of her sister a business opportunity and become partners.

Long story short, Loy cheated her partner. I won’t go into details how because it’s not important as to why and how. What you really need to know, is that Peter finds out as well that his beloved Loy has been a very naughty girl.

I’m sure Peter was disappointed at first. He thought he knew Loy very well. He even took her on a trip around Europe and even met his family and lived with them briefly in Germany. Peter’s family most likely has a Christian background and we all know what the 10 commandment says about stealing.

Anyways, whether Peter is a Christ believer or not, he knows stealing and cheating others is a big no no. The shocker here is Peter has somehow put up with Loy’s unethical ways. And even in a way protecting her. I don't know if he condones her actions. But I suppose Loy has "orally" convinced him that she's really a good girl.

So what’s up with Peter? He knows his Thai girlfriend is a scam artist. Matter of fact my mutual friend has uncovered more unsavory facts, that Loy has a history of scamming other people.

My friend thinks Peter is the kind of guy that doesn’t have too much experience with the opposite sex. And one day, when he ventured into that pub in Phuket, and caught the eye of Loy for the very first time, it made him feel special. And this has never happened to him before in Germany. Who know’s what Peter saw in Loy? Loy however who is slightly older than Peter, found a younger guy smitten with puppy love. And what she saw was an open ATM. And what's worst is she knows he can be easily controlled.

My friend hypothesized that Peter was easily manipulated by Loy through the means of playing the damsel in distress. He also discovered through others that Loy has been going around doing just that, claiming that she was not in the wrong. And Peter somehow bought it.

Point here is don’t get involved in a relationship that no good that come from. Money in life is important. But how one achieves money is just as important. If you are in a relationship with a Thai lady that only focuses on the size of your bank account then you have to wake up, stand up and say something. And having a Thai girl friend that has no moral responsibility is most certainly not a healthy relationship.

Another important advice is if you constantly catch your Thai girlfriend lying through their teeth, you really have to bring it up to them.

A long while ago I met a cute Thai girl working at a kiosk selling orange juice at BTS station. She was fun to be around with and we started going out. Until she started telling me stories that her family is rich. She says her mother owns a fancy 3 floor home in Bangkok with a plush job at a foreign magazine company and her sister owns a fancy hair salon inside a mall. Almost everything she brings up about herself has some sort of claim that she is wealthy. Okay, whatever, at the time I just wanted to get in her panties.

She claimed she graduated from a famous university and she's just selling orange juice at the BTS station because the owner is her best friend. Okay, sure, whatever.

One day I drove her home, it was the first time I've been to the place where she lives. It was a complex of low income government apartments near Don Mueang airport. I think a flat inside costs about 2000THB a month. I was just dropping her off and I wasn't expecting to go up, but while driving down to her apartment building entrance she tells me to stop, she sees her mother.

She got out spoke to her mother a little and came back told me she had to go to the rental office to pick up a big parcel box that was mailed to her. So I said okay I'll wait. She went alone and I saw the mother and she saw me so I had to get out and just say hello to her. I asked her what she was doing here and she told me she lived upstairs from her daughter in the apartment complex. I asked her doesn't she have a house? She said she can't afford one and joked if I could buy her one. At least I thought she was kidding.

There were too many lies stacked upon lies and this pretty much continued on for another 2 more weeks until one day I said enough is enough. I told her I wasn't interested in dating her anymore. I also said if she ever wants to keep a boyfriend she should stop telling lies to make herself look hi-so. Even though she had a dark skin tone I could tell her face turned red. She launched into a tirade about falang men don't tell the truth either so why should she. She has a good point there.

Anyways, it's probably a good time to point out that if you want to make sure that your potential Thai mate is on the up and up you better learn to speak Thai. If I couldn't communicate in Thai I would have never had the nice little honest conversation with the mother.

And Women Thought We Treat Them Like Objects

One thing I've observed through the years is that many Thai women treat their foreign boyfriends like objects. While dating, it is quite normal for Thai girls to take their friends along out on dates.

There's a big chance that on your first date she'll be bringing along a friend or two or even three. And wherever you all go and whatever you all do you'll have to pay for it. But I agree a girl shouldn't be out on her own on a first date. So it's reasonable she'll bring along some friends for safety in the beginning of your dates as a precaution.

But well beyond the first date this will pretty much continue on. This is one thing I know a lot of foreigners dating Thai girls complain about. They do have alone time together once in awhile but most of the time it's with her friends as well when going out.

And many times you won't even know where you're going. Or if you did know they change plans without telling you, only to find out when you get there. But when it comes time to pay for all the drinks and food it's on you. And worst off none of them had the courtesy of saying thank you. One of her friends might even had the audacity to order take away without asking you first. Leaving you to foot the bill of a friend's take away meal.

The ongoing joke about foreigners being ATMs is funny but very true. Now you might be thinking this is okay and there's nothing wrong with that. But I know a lot of friends who would disagree. When this happens too many times it'll wear you down.

I have one friend who after 2 years with his ungrateful girlfriend got so sick and tired of getting dragged around and paying for her ungrateful friends that he waited until her friends ordered a table full of food and cocktails. He excused himself to go to the bathroom but instead left the restaurant.

He chucked out his mobile's SIM card, checked out of his hotel room and into another so his new ex-girlfriend could never find him. Now that's what I call making an exit!

Understanding Girls in Thailand

As I mentioned already many Thai girls want to date foreigners because they think they gain a higher social status. And money plays a big part. They don't make a lot of money themselves but hey, if they have a falang boyfriend then his money is hers as well.

There is a huge cultural difference that many foreigners don't understand. There is also the fact that many Thai girls in lower incomes are uneducated. Though they do have street smarts. It is quite odd that school education in most Asian nations is a priority. But in Thailand it seems not so much.

One thing I've also observed are Thai girls can be easily jealous of one of their friends. A lot of this jealousy comes from what their friends share on Facebook. Thai women are one of the most prolific Facebook users you will ever meet. Whatever they eat, whatever new makeup they've just put on and even sitting in a car, which is considered luxury are posted on their social media accounts to show off.

Now Thai girls are capable of loving their boyfriends. However, if they are the desperate for cash type their love for money is even greater. Why do you think so many bar girls have Thai boyfriends, yet still have falang men on the side?

There is Emotional Attachment. And Then There is Financial Attachment.

A Thai boyfriend can easily fulfill their emotional needs because they share the same culture and language. A falang boyfriend simply fulfills the financial gap.  Which is basically using someone for their money. But most Thai women in the sex industry don't look at it that way.

And neither do the Thai boyfriends or husbands of Thai girls working in the sex industry. Who in their right minds want their wives to be sex workers? You see, Thais view the human body as just a vessel, a shell which carries around the soul which is a Buddhist belief. Like a tool that carries the spirit. As long as the spirit belongs to the Thai boyfriend or husband, that's all that matters. Now Thai men may still not like it when sex tourists bang their girls friends and wives. But when sex tourists pay up for sexual services rendered guess who's pocket that money goes to.

Now I want to clarify that not all Thai women are like this. And not all Thai men want their wives to be hookers either. This really all comes down to education and belief system. I just want to prepare you for what may happen when it does you're ready to deal with it. What I write about is from personal experiences as well as what many of my friends have shared with me through the years.

Finding the Right Woman

I've made many friends over the years living in Thailand. Through those years I have two sets of friends.

One set of friends have Thai girlfriends and wives that they have met through work environment, friendly social gatherings like a birthday party or at a wedding. Usually they're set up through friends that know one another very well.

My other set of friends met their girlfriends and wives through internet dating, social media and at bars and clubs.

Guess which set of friends have a happier and healthier relationship?

Even though there are a few personal friends that I know who met their Thai girlfriends on Facebook have a genuine caring relationship. But I know plenty more who have had nightmarish relationships. And I have heard tons of horror stories from friends about meeting Thai girls on Facebook and Instagram. About once a month I hear acquaintances complain about Thai girls they've met on Facebook. Why is that?

My opinion is that Thai women who use social media to find falang boyfriends are desperate. Most I believe are simply down right lazy. They don't have any work ethics and want fast money. I know a couple of Thai girls, all they do every day is find guys via social media. They specifically target older men because they too are just as desperate I guess. And these dummies send money to these girls just to impress them.

And that's all they do. And they don't even sit in front of the computer all day. At least 4 to 5 hours a day talking to dirty old men with nothing else to do but give their money away before they kick the bucket. If you're reading this and guilty of sending these girls money please stop it. Send it to me instead.

So Much More to Cover - But I Hope You've Learned a Lot

This is the longest post I've ever written on this blog. There's just so many things to cover on this subject. I know today there are many leisure travelers to Thailand these days who are deciding to retire in the Kingdom.

Settling down with a good Thai girl is part of the retirement process that can either be a good experience or a bad one. Which is why it's so important that you really be careful on who you select to be your partner.

If there's one thing to learn and take from this post, it is don't get into a relationship with a Thai girl that is too needy and desperate for cash and lavish overpriced garbage. And, there are other warning signs you should look out for too:

Thai Girlfriend Warning Signs

  • She wants you to get her a Visa to move out of Thailand. There could be innocent reasons why she would want to leave her country. However, there are Thai women who seek out a foreigner in hopes of marrying one and moving out. I know a Thai girl who got married to a fellow in UK. He didn't have a lot of money. And she knew that. However, he promised her he would get her to UK and he did. After living in the UK 2 or 3 years later she divorced him and went out to seek a man with more money.
  • Beware of pathological liars. Like a drug junkie, Thai women addicted to fast cash will lie. And they will say many non-sensical reasons to get that cash from you. Sadly, a lot of men don't think this is a problem or they feel sympathetic. If something doesn't make sense to you or doesn't feel right you've got to stand up and question. Otherwise you are just enabling them to continue on.
  • Pay close attention to her circle of friends. You can learn certain things about a person from the people they call friends. If you see her friends with different falang men all the time it could mean she does the same when you're out of the country. This is not always necessarily true because not all girls are the same of course. But friends learn from other friends and remember what I mentioned about Thai girls being envious of each other? Well a lot of times these girls always try to one up each other by finding a man that is more rich, or more handsome or whatever.
  • She doesn't want you to learn the Thai language. I always tell guys if they plan on having a long relationship with a Thai girl they better learn to speak Thai. Ever so often while eating or drinking somewhere near a foreigner accompanied by a group of Thai girls I hear one of them, I assume the girlfriend, complain about his boyfriend being cheap, stupid and ugly. And that if she finds another man she'd dump him. All while his boyfriend is sitting next to her happily sipping a pint of Guinness. If your future Thai girlfriend doesn't want you to learn Thai it could mean she doesn't want you to know too much about her. And what does she have to hide?

Take Your Time and Don't Hurry

That's my biggest advice if you really want to delve into a relationship with a Thai girl. Too many guys hurry into a relationships without fully knowing what they are really getting into. A lot of it is because foreign guys who've never spent some serious time in the country looking to date Thai women think they know everything. Shit, I've been here for 20 years and I still don't know everything about dating Thai women.

Today, I just meet a few, have a good time and that's it. I move on. Though I've still got plenty of years in me so maybe someday I will settle down. Ever so often my friends in Bangkok will try to set me up with a Thai girl. And those girls usually have some kind of office job.

Problem is, if you hook up with a good Thai girl, marriage is expected. Really it is. Because in Thai society it's a bit frowned upon to be dating for years and years and marriage is not the end game. And I really don't plan on marrying at all. And personally I don't want to waste any girls' time if they're expecting a ring on their finger, a couple of kids and a home with white picket fences.

You too will have to ask yourself, are you just dating for fun, or are you dating in hopes you'll get married someday? Whichever you decide, don't hurry. Take your time to think things through. This is especially true for guys expecting to retire in Thailand. If you want to live a longer fuller life don't get caught up in Thai dating drama.