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Friday, May 25, 2018

Getting a Blow Job at 7 Heaven Bangkok

Not a BJ Bar - More of a BJ Salon



I woke up this morning and saw a text on my phone from a Dutch friend I met up with a few times whenever he's in Bangkok through the years.

He asked if I wanted a blow job today. I said sure, I prefer my blow jobs with a little more lip and a little less grip and asked how soon he could come over.

He got confused. He asked if I wanted to got to 7-Heaven on Sukhumvit Soi 33 there's a newish blow job salon he's been going back to again and again. My joke just flew over his head. Must be all the pot he smokes in Amsterdam.

After being back in Bangkok for months and going to soapy, go go bars and massage parlors on a frequent basis I didn't even know if I have any stamina left.

And then I thought. Then I thought about the comments and emails I've been getting from my readers and said to myself that there are a lot of perverts relying on my experiences here in Bangkok.

So this one's for you guys. But before I share my experience and review on 7-Heaven here's what I think about blow job bars. If you don't care just skip ahead.

My Quick Thoughts on Blow Job Bars


I've never heard of 7-Heaven and to tell you the truth I've never been keen on going to BJ bars. I mean I've been to many and the last one I went to was 5 years ago and I didn't have a good experience. From my experience half the women working in BJ bars are too old and the other half are too fat.

And it's simply gross sitting at a bar while the guy next to you is getting sucked just a seat away. And there are other customers onlooking. Like what the f**k. And even worst it's one of your friends cause now you know how his face looks when he shoots his load.

It's not easy to get that image of your best mates' O face out of your head as he tries to give you a high five. Like it's some kind of team sport. Trust me on this.

Also today, you don't really need to go to BJ bars to have a Thai girl gobbling on your schlong anymore. Certain massage shops offer blow job services for 30 minutes costing 999THB like Paradise Massage on Sukhumvit Soi 22. All in a private room with no one looking.

My 7 Heaven Review Bangkok (website)


So today I met up with my humorless Dutch buddy for a quick lunch and then we walked over to 7 Heaven located on Sukhumvit Soi 33. It's not deep down the Soi just opposite from Bangkok Hotel Lotus Sukhumvit 33  (guest friendly).

7 Heaven is located just a short walk down the entrance of Sukhumvit 33.



When you're walking down Soi 33 stay on the right side. The first sub soi you see on the right just take it and 7 Heaven is just half way down. Remember, Hotel Lotus Sukhumvit will be on our left side. And you can't really miss the pink exterior.

Even though the exterior of 7 Heaven is decked out in pink the location is very discrete. You would never know you could get a blow job inside. I can't read Japanese but if I took a guess I though it was a private hair salon. It looks like one of those Japanese customers only establishments but don't worry it's not.

And it's not a BJ bar which is what most guys are familiar with. Which is why I'm just calling 7 Heaven a BJ salon. They have a menu on their website charging 1300THB for blow jobs and 1000THB for hand job. And then there are other extras that I saw at 7 Heaven's in shop menu and not on the website.

If I recall correctly it was 500THB for cum on tits. There's an extra charge for all nude or something but the girl I chose was completely topless. There were other options but I can't remember aside from the 2 girl blow job deal. But cum in mouth was included in the 1300THB BJ so I don't know why anyone would pay 500THB or so extra to blow a load on tits as exciting as that may sound. But I would prefer CIM any time of the day.

Where the magic happens...

I went in with my friend a little bit past 3pm and the mamasan showed us a tablet with photos of 8 ladies. All looked young, some early 20's but certainly none older than 30 years I think. But we couldn't see bodies on some of the girls and I was like damn I hope there's not a lot of fat chicks.

All the girls in my opinion are not super hot in looks. But 7 Heaven's lady line up is way better than the ladies working at BJ bars.

So he picked one and I pretty much just did a eeny, meeny, miny, moe deal and wanted to get this over quick as I had flashbacks of my not so pleasant BJ experience all those years ago. My attitude was like going to the latest Hollywood blockbuster and not having high expectations in case the experience was going to flop.

When I paid up my 1300THB for 40 minutes, I was offered a drink from the fridge by the mamasan, they have water and cold sodas. Then I was led to the girl I chose on the tablet and she was young and not so bad on the eyes. She was still on the chubby side but it added to her curves.

I was led into one of the rooms on the 3rd floor, the one pictured above. My Dutch buddy went up to another floor. Which is a good thing. My Dutch buddy talks too much while I like to close my eyes and just enjoy.

There's dance music playing and it was a bit loud but understandably so as the walls of the rooms don't go up entirely. I could hear some slurping going on a few cubicles down. But at least I wasn't witnessing the act so that's a positive.

The girl went out for a bit so I had a quick chance to take this pic. The room is a bit dark save for some funky light fixtures. On the left corner there's a black colored sink. Well, that's where the girl washes your junk. Your meat and veg gets a good cleaning with soap and it was done delicately, not exactly playfully but still nice.

I could hear the action going on a few cubicles down and I think it would be hysterical someday if the entire room was full of customers with BJ girls working on all.

Then she dried my bits with a dry towel and I was asked to lay down. Okay so this parts going too get graphic but I'm going to give you the blow by blow details (Get it? Sometimes I just crack myself up) so you know what to expect if you're planning on visiting 7 Heaven.

First she started off sucking on my left nipple was gently stroking my meat. The sensation was quite nice and I really thought I didn't have the stamina in me. But the way she was working me made my little buddy head up to full attention as she worked on my right nipple.

If you're self conscious about yourself you may want to shave your nipple hair. I certainly didn't but I'm not self conscious about myself. Yes, sometimes I like to dole out a little bit too much information about myself.

Then she worked on my left nut and then the right before heading to my shaft. She was taking her time and not rushing it. But it's good to point out that at 7 Heaven if you shoot your load before 5 minutes you get another go. Remember for 1300THB you get a 40 minute BJ experience. 

So if you're a quick shooter you'll get another chance to fire again. Which is not a bad deal. A positive point for 7 Heaven. And the entire blow job was done without a condom.

After I shot my load it was off to the sink again for another wash.

Overall she worked on me for about 15 minutes and her technique was really good. Actually was 12 minutes but just wanted to round up the minutes to make myself look better. 

The CIM was a nice touch. By the way, I'm not going to name the Thai girl that gave my my first BJ experience at 7 Heaven. Because I plan on going back to have her work on me again.

When I met up with my Dutch friend we compared notes and his experience was slightly different but he said he had a good experience as well. But he's been there more than a few times and he said all the girls he had blow jobs from at 7 Heaven do the same with slight and unique variations.

Maybe that was done on purpose so each ladies at 7 Heaven can spice up things differently for repeat customers.

But I'm convinced on going back to 7 Heaven because I genuinely had a very good first experience. They've just earned themselves a repeat customer. I think 7 Heaven will be one of the busiest blow job salons in Bangkok.

7 Heaven opens 1pm and closes at midnight every day.


2 comments:

  1. 1. Mouth service Blow job 1300 Baht
    2. Handjob Hand job 1000 Baht
    3. Mouth service 2 girls Blow job 2 girls 2500 Baht
    4. Mouth service 3 girls Blow job 3 girls 3500 Baht

    Can you try #4 and tell us what that 3-girl experience is like?

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    1. Not for me mate, I'll just use my imagination, cheers!

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