But one of the best things of all is that there are many health spas in the area. Matter of fact two of the best health spas are located right in the area. And it is also possible to walk to all of them within Bukit Bintang.
Just to give a quick information run down, health saunas and spas are the places to go to find prostitutes. Some of the happy ending massage establishments even though have a sauna and spa moniker do not provide such advertised services. They only provide customers with hookers and some food.
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While some of the bigger and most popular establishments provide top notch services which include the uses of sauna services such as wet and dry steam rooms, hot and cold pools and even fish spa treatment. And of course you can pick out many ladies from China, Thailand, Vietnam, Indonesia, Vietnam and local Malays.
Below you'll find reviews of "8 Health Saunas and Spas" and I'll list what kinds of services they provide as well as pricing and of course what ladies they have to offer. The reviews below are listed in the order of the best to not exactly the best.
#1. Bond Spa (formerly Saboon Spa)Address: Seasons Tower, Jalan 1/77b, Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
http://www.saboonspa.com/; they also have a Facebook page but it's called Bond Spa. Not sure why but in any case Saboon Spa is the name they are most well known by.
**October 2015th Update** Saboon Spa has changed name to Bond Spa. Even though there is a name change you'll still see Saboon name throughout the premise. Everything else is the same regarding service and prices.
The video below shows you the quickest way to get to Saboon Spa. All you have to do is get to the front entrance of Berjaya Times Square Mall which is super easy to find. Follow my same steps and you can get there on foot in 6 minutes. Saboon Spa is on the 3rd floor.
A lot of local Malay men will tell you that Bond Spa is the best place to relax and find prostitutes from all over southeast Asia and China.
And they actually do provide full spa services. As a Bond Spa customer you will have full access to sauna, steam room, hot and cold pools. You can also make use of their sleeping capsules overnight. Or if you simply want to get back to your hotel within the Bukit Bintang area Bond also provide complimentary car service. But that's not all.
Plus there is an extensive food menu with local Malay and Chinese delicacy. It's all you can eat and once you sit down the friendly waiters or captains encourage guests to order drinks and food. There are televisions showing sports and newspapers to read plus even a room with computers for internet access.
So here's what it's like when you enter Bond Spa. You get in, you'll be greeted by staff at the reception area. Don't be shy. There are women working at the front desk and even though they know you're a pervert they aren't there to judge you.
If you want to only pick out a girl for sex only, you have to tell them up front. Just tell them you want to see the ladies. A captain will then help you out. They will lead you out to the cafe area where the ladies are normally paraded around to show you what girls are available. Once you've picked out your lady the lady will take you to a private room for the 1 shot 45 minute sex session which cost about RM 198. Remember you pay up front if you're only there to have sex with the ladies and don't want to use the sauna facilities.
If you want to go enjoy the sauna, steam room, jacuzzi, food and drinks from cafe, followed by time with a 45 minute 1 shot alone time with hooker then say you want the full package and you want to use the sauna first. Saboon Spas full package cost RM 238. You pay this amount plus the price of any ladies you've screwed when you check out and leave.
You can get traditional massage as well as spa services like facials and body scrubs at an extra cost. If are interested in those services you can find a price menu in the cafe. The cost for these extra treatments will also be paid when you check out.
For the full spa package you have a choice of leaving your valuables in a deposit box where they will hand you the keys. I normally don't leave my things in the deposit box as the locker rooms in my opinion is quite safe and secure already.
|Magnetic Locker Key and Safety Deposit Key - I wear the both of these during my entire stay.|
Then you get an electronic locker key which also has the number of the locker. The number on your locker key is the same number the captains use to keep track of how many ladies you choose so you can be charged accordingly.
You will then be lead to your locker by an attendant where you can store your clothes and change into shorts and towels.To open your locker, you will need your electronic locker key and also the attendants. After you're all changed and ready the attendant will show you the way to the elevator where you have access to all of the facilities.
|There's no gym room on the 3rd. Just want to mention that.|
The jacuzzi waters looked clean though but the showers look a little bit scary. I recommend wearing your provided slippers even when you're showering. Who knows who just took a piss on the shower floor?
|There are smaller lockers in the sauna room to store your cell phone.|
You can shower afterwards and from there change into some shorts and shirts provided. If you can't find your size, you can ask the attendants to get you set up. From here, there are disposable tooth brushes, shaving razors and even hair gel to get yourself all pretty.
Once you're all dried and primped you can head up to the 4th floor cafe area. In all of these types of health club establishments with hookers, customers usually pick out the hookers in the cafe area.
I say usually because you can also ask the captain to take you to the rooms where the girls are waiting. But usually, customers will be sitting down in the cafe area and if they want to see the ladies a captain will call the ladies to come down so they can take a look.
While at the cafe you can pick any chair at a table you want. I usually pick a seat in a quiet area. Once you've seated a waiter will come to take your order. You can choose to eat as many as you want, read a newspaper, have a smoke, snooze on the reclining chairs, whatever. The captains don't rush you and you can always take your time and relax. That's what I love about these places! Hell, you can even head back up for another round in the sauna room. You can pretty much do whatever you want in whatever order you choose.
|Full menu, like a real restaurant...|
|The foods not gourmet but it's good enough...|
Now if you're the kind of guy that can go 2, 3 or more rounds, Saboon Spa's pricing structure is quite easy. The base price for spa and time with 1 hooker is RM 238. So let's say you've just had sex with your first hooker and you decide head back to the sauna again.
And you feel like you're up for choosing another girl. All you have to do is pay RM 198 for each additional lady.
|Very clean locker rooms...|
It is quite straightforward and as a first timer it may seem awkward. But as you go more often you'll be like a pro!
#2. E2 Spa ClubAddress: Wisma Mpl, Jalan Raja Chulan, Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
**October 10th, 2015 Update** I was just made aware that E2 has closed. As of now I don't know if it is closed indefinitely or if it is under renovation. I won't know until I head over to KL in a few months or until a trusty reliable source knows the entire story. Otherwise, Saboon Spa will probably have more girls now since both spas are under same management.
**November 2015 Update** It seems confirmed that E2 has shuttered its doors indefinitely. Apparently E2's demise is due to the reasons why many businesses have to close. Their rent was raised and deemed too expensive to upkeep.
I didn't make a video on how to walk to E2 Spa but it's very easy and straight forward. Though you can check their website which has plenty of info on how to get there. I suppose you can get there by taking the monorail to Jalan Raja Chulan Station. However, if you scroll down you'll see the info about Genesis Spa. You can walk from Genesis Spa to E2 Spa in about 10 minutes.
E2 Spa is also on the 3rd floor and it is managed by the same group as Saboon Spa. And there are many similarities such as a large selection of ladies from China and all over Southeast Asia and professional customer services. The captains are just as friendly and helpful as the ones over on Saboon.
|Follow the drive way down and you'll see a set of elevators in the building to the right.|
Even though both are run by the same group they are just as competitive however. E2 Spa however edges Saboon in the facilities department. Since it is housed in a larger building E2 has more much more space. Especially if you want to snooze and have some quiet time, E2 has a lot of large reclining lazy boys to chill out on. And the bathrooms are a whole lot cleaner so staying there overnight is a better option.
|E2 Spa has a larger jacuzzi but smaller sauna room.|
And also E2 has a few more nationalities in their line up. So besides the usual PRC, Vietnam, Thai girls and local Malay they also provide just a few ladies from Mongolia and Russia. While I was there at the time there were no Russian girls available however.
Just to help you out a bit C Package means Chinese girl, V Package means Vietnamese , T Package means Thai girl, L Package means local Malay girl. M Package means Mongolian girl and R package stands for Russian.
You can choose to have the girls line up in front of you at the cafe. Or you can ask the captain to take you to the room where the ladies hang out on the same floor. It's all up to you.
You can see the prices in Malaysian Ringgits and the prices includes 45 minutes with 1 shot with the ladies. And also includes use of facilities and food. Now, lets say you chose a Chinese girl so on your bill you will be charged RM 248. Just like it is in Saboon Spa, every subsequent girl you pick afterwards you deduct RM 40.
|One of E2 Spa's Boom Boom Room|
Once you've chosen your girl, the captain will take down your number code on your electronic locker key and the lady will take you to the room for some action.
One big difference between Saboon Spa and E2 Spa is that the latter has what's called Dragon Package. It's basically a body to body massage done by a Chinese girl. It's a 45 minute 1 shot service. And they perform this hot and cold BJ procedure. It involves a cup of hot water followed by iced water. Use your imagination.
The body to body massage takes place in a larger shower on a rubber inflatable mat. Full on sex is followed on a bed.
I've tried the Dragon Package at E2 Spa near the end of my stay in Malaysia. And at that moment it wasn't all that exciting maybe because my testosterone level was quite low. I'm sure the experience might've been much more pleasurable if I didn't have so much sex during my time in KL. But at least my Chinese massage girl did a great job to please.
Other key differences between E2 Spa and Saboon Spa is there are no safety deposit boxes at E2 which I think really isn't that all important. Though there are lockers where you also get an electronic locker key. You will also need the attendants electronic locker key to open your locker. You also have to write down a password on an etch a sketch pad so when the locker is opened, the attendant will ask you what your password is.
Service wise everything else is the same as Saboon Spa. You relax, eat, choose a lady and pay at the end. But if you're only there for having sex with one of E2's ladies then you pay up front.
#3. Sky River SpaAddress: Fahrenheit Shopping Complex (Rear Entrance), Jalan Bukit Bintang
If you remember I mentioned that even though some establishments say they're a "health spa" or simply "spa" may not genuinely provide sauna, jacuzzi and even traditional massage services.
Well Sky River is one of those places. All they have are hookers and a cafe with a small limited menu. But they do have some pretty decent looking ladies. It's not a big place but the cafe room where captains greet customers and show the ladies is filled with large comfy lazyboy armchairs.
Sky River is perhaps the most easiest and the most convenient place to find hookers from all over China, Southeast Asia and even some ladies from Russia.
If you're staying at any of the hotels I've recommended in Bukit Bintang you can easily find and walk to Sky River. All you have to do is find the main entrance of Fahrenheit Shopping Center and walk straight through and taking the escalators down like I show you in the video above. It's directly behind Fahrenheit Mall.
The outside door entrance of Sky River is tinted up so you have to push a button on the door and someone will buzz you in. Once you walk in and turn right you'll see the reception area where you'll be handed a card with 3 numbers.
These 3 numbers are what the captains will use to record which or how many lady you've chosen during the course of your stay.
As I mentioned there are a lot of nice comfortable lazyboy armchairs and once you sit down a waiter will come by and ask if you want anything to drink or eat. Food is free too as long as you choose a lady and you can enjoy as much as you's like.
Eventually a captain will get to you and show you a pictures of the girls they have available on their cell phones. Or the ladies can come out and line up in front of you.
|Just to give you an idea on how one of Sky River's Boom Boom rooms look like|
At Sky River Thai girls cost RM 198, I think Laos and Vietnamese girls cost RM 198 too. China girls cost RM 238. Russian girls cost RM 330. These prices are for 1 shot and you get 45 minutes time with girls.
Once you choose your girl the captain will look at your card and write down your 3 digit number. The lady you've chosen will take you to the room. I've been to Sky River at least 4 times and their rooms are as clean as it can be considering it's a brothel. The rooms are not tiny and cramped. And every room as a mirror by the bed which all you narcissist will enjoy.
Just like any other sauna spa in KL once you're finished with your lady you are welcome to hang out at the cafe and eat as much as you want from their limited menu.
I like Sky River even though they charge more. I mean if you choose one of their PRC girls you end up paying RM 238. While for that same price at Saboon Spa you get full sauna access, food and a girl.
Yet Sky River hasn't been run out of business by their bigger competitor goes to show that the quality of their ladies must be pretty high in the eyes of local Malays. To me I don't see them having super hot girls. But they still do have some pretty girls.
#4. Genesis Health Club
Address: 10 Floor , Menara Genesis, No.33, Jalan Sultan Ismail, Kuala Lumpur
www.klgirl.com/genesis/ (though this link is from Genesis it's more of a escort website)
I've got mixed feelings about this place. I don't hate Genesis Health Club. But I don't exactly like it that much either. I've only been there 2 times. The second time I went there was just to try and confirm my initial thoughts and get my own second opinion.
|One of the easiest "health spas" to find in Kuala Lumpur|
On the video below you'll see I'm standing outside of the WOLO Hotel and pointing right at the HSBC building is. If you're planning on coming to try out KL's sex saunas WOLO Hotel is a good choice.
Once you get to the front entrance of the building be sure to use the newer elevators located on the right side. Genesis is on the 10th floor.
|Once you get off the elevator on the 10th floor you'll see this...|
|There is a jacuzzi in there somewhere...|
The cafe area however is quite large but very dark for my liking. When the captain called out the ladies, and Genesis Spa does employ a lot of ladies, mostly Chinese girls.
Chinese girls will set you back RM 268 for 45 minutes and you get 1 shot. They have Vietnam girls too which cost RM 198. I think there were other girls from Southeast Asia but I can't remember which.
|There were mirrors surrounding this bed.|
But these girls provide Dragon Massage which is a KL term but basically means body to body massage at a shower room.
Just to mention the second time I was went to Genesis I didn't go for the spa option. Which meant I wore the clothes on my back and whatever I had in my pocket like my wallet. After getting dress the Chinese girl I picked as me for tips. I told her sorry I didn't have enough cash. She wasn't upset and even if she was I couldn't care any less. It wasn't that the service was bad but it wasn't extraordinary too and I wasn't planning on seeing her again. That's just the way I roll.
|A chicken chops with gravy at Genesis Health Club...|
Genesis has some very friendly waiters too and they do have a decent menu for guests to enjoy. But their menu is not as big as their major competitors Saboon Spa and E2 Spa.
From the couple of times I've been to Genesis I noticed this is the place where I see the most non locals coming in and out. I suppose because it's one of the easiest body to body massage shops to find in KL.
#5. Summer Thai House
Address: Inside Hotel Mercury
M floor, 60-68 Lorong 1/77A,
Off Jalan Changkat Thambi Dollah
Summer Thai House is located right behind the Berjaya Times Square Mall. It is about a 3 minute walk to Saboon Spa. Matter of fact, if you take a look at my video on walking to Saboon Spa, once I exit from the rear of Berjaya Times Square you'll glimpse Summer Thai House straight ahead, you'll see on the 3 minutes and 8 second mark on the video.
There are two sections to this establishment. The ground floor section provides genuine massage for women and men. For guys looking for happy ending massage you have to go inside Hotel Mercury, get into the elevator and head to M floor.
So this place does have a sauna room but no jacuzzi. It's not a big shop overall. One thing to note is they don't do full service. They'll do hand jobs and body to body massages with hand job to finish and that's all.
Services here are quite limited as you can see on their service menu. I went for the B2B massage which lasted 45 minutes. This was one of the places I learned where it's very important to not let the captain choose a girl for you. I was in sort of a rush to get back to a meeting so I got lazy.
As a result I ended up with an out of shape granny. Okay, I may be exaggerating but she was old and defintly out of shape. Lucky I didn't pay first. I just canceled. But I did get a traditional Thai massage though which was really nice. My masseuse was from Thailand and she hinted I take off my shorts. She wasn't hot so did not opt for a hand job. But she gave one hell of a massage.
I didn't have a chance to take pics of massage cubicles but they look clean. There is a room filled with about 8 lounge chairs but I never took the chance to use them.
|Summer Thai House does not have the best facilities...|
There is a small sauna room which wasn't working all too well. The sauna room shares space with some shower stalls and locker room. It's as is there spa services were a total afterthought. But that's not the biggest joke though.
|Chicken nuggets anyone?|
Now I'm not a gourmet prick. Sometimes I'm not too choosy about what I stuff my face with. But if you're going to try and compete and win over customers it's probably best not to serve microwaved chicken nuggets. They have a tiny food service area and yes I know people don't come to these places to eat but I suppose I've been spoiled elsewhere.
This is one of the cheapest places on the list but as I mentioned it's not really full service. And I didn't ask to see what ladies they have available because I was just plain uninterested after coming across the granny they tried to stick me with.
#6. Golden City Spa
Address: Radius International Hotel, 5th Floor, No. 51-A, Changkat Bukit Bintang
|Outside of Radius Hotel|
But I have already heard of the name Golden City Spa from researching a la google. But I remembered nothing of their services. And my curiosity was peaked so in I went.
|Entrance to Golden City Spa|
The elevators are located just left of the reception desk and Golden City is up on the 5th floor. Once there turn left and you'll see the tinted doors.
First thing you'll see inside is a reception desk with some brochures listing their rates for massage. I asked the behind the counter and she quickly directed me to a captain inside. He quickly told me there were no spa services.
They simply have ladies available. So it's another quick fuck joint. There is a cafe with free food as well as a TV playing porn. After speaking with the captain a bit he told me they have Chinese, Thai and Vietnamese girls available. The girls were in a room attached to the cafe and you can take a look at them.
I asked to see the line up and he called the girls out. There were about 12 in total. The best looking girl turned out to be from Thailand. And the price is RM 188 for 45 minutes 1 shot.
|This is one scary looking room...|
She led me up to a room a one flight up and I could already tell the place was quite dingy. The room she took me too was really old. The carpet looked scary and the bed had some hairs on it. I think the entire floor is dedicated for hookers and johns. And I don't think those rooms get regular rooms cleanings.
And the room was a bit stuffy because the air con was off. I was going to turn it on until I saw the mold or whatever crap stuck to it. I figured it's best to leave it off or else a lot of shit its just going to shoot right out.
I was a little surprised when the Thai girl I chose asked me to shower alone. I say surprised because every single girl I've picked always joined me in the shower and helping me clean my bits. But I just shrugged and went ahead.
When I got out and dried I head straight for the bed and she went right to a BJ. taking off her top and leaving on her panties. She had a good body, nice big tits. Fake though but it was nice. And she gave a great BJ.
I asked for her to my condom on as it I was getting ready for that and she did. As she got on top she told me not to look. I thought to myself, why that's an odd request. She said she was shy. I'm not a naivete guy and I know she isn't new to this. And she said I was too big. I'm not, I'm average. I'd be the first to admit it.
Now I don't want to get into too much graphic details but I think what I've got there was a post-op ladyboy. Hey, don't judge. But if you've fooled around with as much hookers as I have in South East Asia you are bound to come across one. And I have to admit my guard was down because "supposedly" these joints are supposed to be ladyboy free. Chances are this ladyboy's features and demeanor were so good it got past the captains.
I just got, up took my shower, threw on my clothes and left. To me, that's a RM 188 never to let your guard down lesson I learned again.
#7. Deluxe Health Spa
Address: Jalan Bukit Bintang, Bukit Bintang, 55100 Kuala Lumpur
Located within the basement level of the huge Federal Hotel along Bukit Bintang you can find Deluxe Health Spa. Just walk past the reception along the right side and you'll see the entrance halfway down.
|Looks totally legit... but there be hookers inside.|
The captain was busy with 2 customers at the time and I suppose he was the only one available. I asked if I could take a tour on my own alone and they said yes.
Deluxe Health Spa facilities are not bad. Not great either I would say it's on par with Genesis Health Club. I wanted to snap some photos too but it was evening time so there were customers inside.
When I got back out the captain was freed up so I inquired about the girls and pricing structure. He said at the moment he only has girls from China. But normally, they have local Malay girls and a couple of Thai ladies. If I want to see them I'd have to wait until later on in the night.
For sauna package, meals at the cafe and 45 minutes 1 shot deal with a China girl will set me back RM 280. That rate also includes a soapy body to body massage so it's not just a straight shag. So I asked to see the girls. He called them down and the lounge is not big, but when the girls came down there were only 5. None of them were to my liking. I would rate the girls a 5 or 6. But they looked cheerful and bubbly and perhaps fun too.
I simply told the captain I will come back later on when they have more girls. And I did go back around 9pm I think after having some beers at the nearby beer garden. And I saw the same girls plus some local Malay girls. Again, they were not the best looking. I felt kinda bad but I just said I'll come back next time.
The captain didn't look upset or anything. Because even while I was there they have customers. So it's possible that I was there at the wrong time and all the better looking girls were busy.
But I never went back and I do sort of regret it. So I'll definitly drop by again the next time I'm in Kuala Lumpur.
#8. Green Elephant Executive Health Spa
Address: B2-6 Basement Level 2 Sungai Wang Plaza, Julan Sultan Ismail
This is another easy to find "health spa" in bukit bintang area. It's in the Sungwai Wang Plaza shopping center., just a little ways opposite from Berjaya Times Square Mall. The entrance is on the west side of this massive shopping center. I wouldn't go searching for this entrance within the mall. So it's best to walk outside.
|Green Elephant Executive Spa is on West side of Sungwai Wang Plaza|
Have you ever went into a place and you get this gut feeling you're not going to like what you're getting into. Well that's how I felt the first moment I stepped inside. Everything just didn't feel right. I went in around the evening time and it was quiet.
A captain quickly greeted me and he was a really nice guy. I asked about the sauna facilities and he was a bit hesitant in showing me but eventually did. Without going to explicit details lets just say you don't want to use what they've got. I wished the captain would leave me alone for a few minutes so I could take some photos.
And while we headed out of the "spa facilities" I saw a customer sitting down looking at the line up of girls. I think Green Elephant is just one of those places where guys go to get a quick release. And there's nothing wrong with that.
Anyways, I saw the girls and for me, they are not to my taste. Could be for somebody else of course. So if you're in the area you can always go in and check yourself. I didn't ask for the prices because there really was no point.
So those are the reviews for 8 health saunas and spas with hookers. From my research and asking around there are others in the area but not really much more and are in the same condition of Green Elephant. Which isn't a good thing. Though I think I've covered most of them in the Bukit Bintang area.
Overall it was fun running around and exploring different places. Sure there were some unexpected surprises but it was a good learning experience. And I can see myself coming back to Kuala Lumpur and checking out other places further out from the city.